Christmas Songs With Dirty Lyrics!
The Kinsey Sicks is the San Francisco-based drag troupe that specializes in spoofy tunes that add twisty, sometimes unclean thoughts to your most beloved traditional works of music.
In this lively clip, "America's favorite dragapella beautyshop quartet" zigzags through a bunch of Christmas standards while giving them some contemporary pop and draggedy-assed zing.
"I'm dreaming of a Betty White Christmas"
"Eva Long-o-o-o-oria" (to the tune of "Gloria In Excelsis Deo")
"Oh come ye unfaithful ... just not on my face"
And of course there's this beautiful and solemn ditty:
"Fellating My Dog" (to the festive tune of "Feliz Navidad")
Or maybe you'd like to just stick with the reindeer.