I Got Two Amazing Christmas Gifts!

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I got dozens of them, actually, but two stand above the pack for their unique mixture of kitschy appeal and downright usefulness.

First of all, I can now brush my teeth to the sound of Justin Bieber singing "U Smile!"

Yes, my friend Anita Sarko got me the Justin Bieber singing toothbrush!

As I make my pearly whites sparkle, Justin croons and reminds me of just how white and scary teeth can be.

(He also does "Baby baby baby ..." to remind me of paternity suits.)

It's a two-hit toothbrush!

And that's not all!

Crafty Anita also gifted me wth the Bob Dylan Christmas album!

Before you try to look up whether there really is such a thing, let me assure you that there is, and it's not a spoof. At least not intentionally.

As Bob croaks his favorite yuletide standards like "Here Comes Santa Claus" and "Silver Bells," you start wondering if this is a Saturday Night Live sketch and Bob's credibility has gone a-blowing in the wind.

Then you play it again for some more laffs.

Then you play it 20 more times.

Thank you, Santa!



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15 comments
jeffery.haynes101
jeffery.haynes101

Dentist in the Philippines loves giving freebies to their young patients. I remember when my younger sister visited our dentist three months ago because she received a Justin Bieber toothbrush. It looks like the same toothbrush that you posted.

sophialuffman
sophialuffman

My dentist in north Hollywood ca wants to give my younger sibling this toothbrush but my sister refused because he doesn’t like him. Our cousin likes him so I told my dentist to just offer it to my cousin because my sister is not a fan of him.

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My niece is a fan of Justine Bieber and he has plenty albums him. I’m sure she will love to have this toothbrush as part of her collection.  

Bobby Schaeffer
Bobby Schaeffer

Hehe. I never knew that there was a Justin Bieber toothbrush available! I'm not into watching TV commercials, that's why I wasn't aware of it.   How is it coming along? Is there any electric Justin Bieber toothbrush available? :)

Dan
Dan

The Justin Bieber toothbrush looks pretty strange.

MarkyMark
MarkyMark

I received the CD "A John Waters Christmas"  :)  I sure wish that I'd known about the Bieber vibrating mouth-appliance, I can think of a few appropriate victims for just such an Xmas gift...

Molly Dykeman
Molly Dykeman

You know the vibrating lint brush you gave me? I finally got it open and there was no vibrator in it. Someone stole my vibrator. I was so bummed.

Lost Weekend
Lost Weekend

Looks more like a Justin Bieber Vibrator.

Daniel
Daniel

wow- anita sarko- that's a name i havent heard in awhile- love her.

Wings
Wings

If anyone needs a toothbrush, it's Bob Dylan.

Musto
Musto

PS: Bob's CD is called "Christmas in the Heart." Alas, it doesn't come with a singing toothbrush.

Musto
Musto

Damn!! I owe you one.

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