The Kardashian Mom Was The Original Rebecca Black! Worst Video Ever!

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Kris Jenner, the famed Kardashian mom, was always a spotlight craver, it turns out.

Social archaeologists have found that she did a video in the '80s to celebrate turning 30 -- and whoever posted it on YouTube has accurately compared it to that rotten Rebecca Black song.

It's that mind-numbingly banal.

To the tune of Randy Newman's "I Love L.A.," Kris exults about her great network of confidantes and fellow partiers as an endless array of smarmy types sharkily smile at the camera and try to return the favor.

I'm serious!

Kris drives from Bible studies to Valentino to a treadmill workout while flatly singing "I love my friends" intercut with those very pals (mostly boutique owners, hairdressers, and future psychos) awkwardly screeching "She loves you!"

Perhaps the creepiest moment of all is the clip of pre-lethal O.J. Simpson making a crazed grinning face and throwing his hands up, then dropping the grin and looking extra deranged.

Also get a load of the below shot from the video -- one that ominously brings together the Simpsons and the Kardashians into a veritable Mount Rushmore of weird.

(Kris's then-hubby Robert was years later on the legal team that got O.J. off for the double killings. Not only that, Robert let O.J. stay in his house right after the killings and was seen disposing of the garment bag that contained ... well, only Satan knows.)

And Kris loved her friends?


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Photo: Christian Freedom

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Photo: Christian Freedom

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Jessica
Jessica

I am a 26 years old girl, down to earth and cute but still single ... I  wanna find my lover who can give me a real love,so I joined in the seekcasual.COM,it's the best club for  man and woman finding their intimate encounters. Well, you do not have to be lonely , you  can meet the Mr. or Miss. Right there.

Topsyturvy8
Topsyturvy8

Um, this video was unearthed and ridiculed a few months ago.  I think it was even featured on THE SOUP.

Bangtoysmall
Bangtoysmall

Acoustic perception, fine motor skills, attention, memory, creativity, hand-eye-coordination, in addition to sound-memo and arranging the musical scale, you can also play songs and combine colours with tones. On the other hand ,there are lots of alternative to play, but on the other, there is enough room for own ideas and melodies.  www.bangtoysmall.com It's the right toys mall,toys shop,novelty toy,  toy store ! It's the right Maternity Fashion,Pregnancy Fashion,Pregnancy Dress,Maternity Dress,Fashion Accessories !  

Lost Weekend
Lost Weekend

I think it's time for the Olympic Committee to ask Bruce Jenner to return his gold medal.

mjm
mjm

ladies and gents, meet the real gold digger of this family

West
West

At 3:18 there is a hairdresser who is The fat ones real father. No joke check it out.

Musto
Musto

At the end of the video, it says "lyrics by Kim, Khloe" etc. So those little brats came up with the brilliant "I love my friends." Oy.

Beth
Beth

I had heard they already knew the verdict and OJ was fully informed and rehearsed when it was announced.

JEWISHPRINCESS0
JEWISHPRINCESS0

I know it's awful..she's awful and now working on the younger two daughters one of whom is  in love with  and the girlfriend of Australia's Cody Simpson(She is 14) however..remember back to the one moment I have never forgotten. As the jury spoke the NOT GUILTY verdict Robert Kardashian standing next to O.J. turned and looked at him in disbelief and you could only come to one conclusion..Robert was shocked and he was disappointed because he knew O.J. was guilty.His face said it all.  That trial made Kris a celebrity because she was friends with Nicole and O.J. and were it not for the trial who would know who Fay Resnick was ? I think that is when Kris took the reins and ran with them..all 3 of them.

Didier
Didier

OMG, it's so much worse than Rebecca Black.

Ick
Ick

Ewwwwww.

Salzburg
Salzburg

Oh, gee. Someone forgot to watch the Soup!!1 What a tragedy!!! Shut up.

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