My Christmas Gifts For Celebrities

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Here comes Santa Musto trying to squeeze his ass down various celebrities' chimneys to give them a steaming pile of the following appropriate presents for their futures:

*A DVD of Schindler's List for the messy, mouthy John Galliano.

Learn it, bitch!

*DVDs of Boys in the Band, Brokeback Mountain, and J. Edgar for the equally inappropriate Brett Ratner.

Feel the gay pain, honey!

*Heaping slices of shit pie for those indiscreet messers-aroud with maids/housekeepers, Arnold Schwzennegger and Dominique Strauss-Kahn.

Down it all with special cream on top, oinkers!

*A land phone for Anthony Weiner.

No chance for sexting!

*Toys and other playthings for all of those boyfriends/girlfriends who are at least a quarter-century younger than their celebrity "mentors."

You know who you are!

*And speaking of young'uns:

For that cute little, do-no-wrong Justin Bieber ...


(Kidding, kid. That paternity claim was a bust. But hey, get some condoms anyway and have a great holiday.)

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Laughing out load for all the comments you gave to all the actors specially for Brett Ratner who truly made me laugh so much. With this movie i too would say  this same lines ' Feel the gay pain!'. Very aggressive and bold post you know but it was fun reading it, I didn't expect this. Sophie My blog :

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Rebecca Sunset

Great photos on this post! I love reading about celeb gossip. You should check out this site ( it also as some funny celeb photos. The idea is you rate the back to see the front. 


Did Justie get a new hairdo?  I haven't seen him lately, but maybe I didn't recognize him if he wasn't done up like Rod Blow Vadge a Vitch.


Justin Bieber has threatened to start rapping. Let's get him a muzzle!


Condoms for all the above!