The Biggest Losers of 2011

Categories: Politics

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Here they are, folks, in all their illustrious loserhood.

Step up and throw a spitball at them!


(6) President Obama

He had some triumphant moments, mind you, but he couldn't seem to polish the rotten economy he inherited, despite some poignant efforts. It was downright painful to watch sometimes, but I'm still totally with him.


(5) Sarah Palin and the Bachmanns

They're lumped together as idiocy-spouting dummos with lip gloss (including Marcus) who subverted their own chances with a mixture of scandals and overexposure. Blech. Bye.


(4) Arnold Schwarzenegger

"Love child, never meant to be ..."


(3) John Galliano, Tracy Morgan, Brett Ratner

These spewers found it spewing right back in their faces as they lost all kinds of opportunities because they just couldn't shut the fuck up. At least they've provided a valuable cautionary tale for everyone else.


(2) Dr. Conrad Murray

Sorry, Conrad, just because a patient is willing to pay for something, that doesn't mean you do it -- or we'd all be put under every night.


(1) Anthony Weiner

He had promise. He had hope. He had a good record. He also had the balls to go and show them on Twitter. Weiner wasn't really guilty of anything except massive bad judgment, but that, unfortunately, is not considered acceptable when you're in the realm of public office.


Sorry, losers!


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Oh please Michael, Obama is and will always be the biggest fraud that this country's liberal white guilt could ever hope to produce.  He never did a thing for his constituents in Chicago and will never do anything for the rest of us if he gets re-elected. Get over it already honey.

VonD
VonD

Look Boopsie Schwartz, Obama did do a lot for his "constituents in Chicago" and his constituents in ILLINOIS--he was a US Senator, you ditz--and has done quite a bit as president. He's screwed up with civil liberties and all the damn warmaking, and his adoption of GOP talking points on the economy--the same GOP economic policies that nearly DESTROYED THE GLOBAL ECONOMY--were really bad, but overall the country is turning around. If you are gay and vote for the GOP, all of whom are STILL simpering homophobes or playing them to get elected, you need your head examined. Boopsie boo!

Drew
Drew

Earth to Mars.....Obama is nothing more than a self serving politician ...is there any other kind?

All politicians are out to feather their own nests first and foremost.

Sad but True.

bsomers
bsomers

You should also add "politically correct gays" to the list.  I did not care in the least re the remarks of Tracy Morgan but all the PC fags were up in arms over his comments.  And what was the result?  Nothing but hot air.

Vic
Vic

The result was he'll have ti think twice before taking the stage to say he'd kill his fag son. It was definitely worth it. Let him just say it in private.

ON-GUARD!!!
ON-GUARD!!!

Oh Michael there are so many more losers of 2011. Good GOD! It was the year of the hog wild mentally ill, and the intellectually indigent. I truthfully believe that if the American people knew the real truth, well most would set in a malaised stupor! The average American is about as perceptive or more so out right, well about as bright as burnt dirt on a night with out a full moon! It's like the society of the dimwitted. Just look at the republiccans. They can not like thier own kind. Like master puppeteer Rupert Murdoch. Then they have real wing-nuts like Anny get your gun, Sarah Palin cross-hair gun-scoping any one that she fells free to. And then we have people dead in Tucson, Arizona! She should have gotten live in prison just for the death of the little 9 year old. Things are about to change dramaticlly. And the 1%ers will not be at all happy once the American people get the pitch, and tone of the song just right to tit for tat thier selfserving asshole put back in thier rightful places in our once great democracy. When ever that wasFreedom, and justice for all! And a good dose of the freedom of every one to be happy. Best of wishes for you Michael in the year ahead! May great big things be ahead of you, or behind you, which ever you may be so impassioned to enjoy. Benevolenza,and arrivaderce!

markatlarge
markatlarge

Come on Musto.  Obama killed Osama, got rid of Gaddafi without losing an American life and got some sort of healthcare. He looks like a failure because Republicans have went off the deep end with these TeaBaggers!  

Can you imagine a TeaBagger Congress and a Republican president we will be doomed.

The biggest loser is Boehner - he looks like a pussy he can't keep his caucus in control. I like a speaker of the House with Balls give me Nancy Pilosi any day of the week.

Minx
Minx

What YOU said.

Stowaway
Stowaway

Plus Charlie Sheen and Donald Trump--but I guess you already covered them in your fab cover story.

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