Blind Item Alert: Which Sheik Has A Uterus?

Which female comic screams so loudly during sex that the windows have to be closed?

Which designer runs whenever she spots her surgeon, so no one will know she gets work done?

(Somehow they manage to figure it out anyway!)

Which TV star blew that composer on the way up as if playing a sonata on a skin flute?

Which cougar swings both ways and whose boy toy can't spell?

All those questions (if not the answers) are here in my new column of sizzlingly exciting blind items, and there's a whole bunch more of them, too!

Let the delicious torture begin.