Blind Item Alert: Which Sheik Has A Uterus?

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And furthermore:

Which female comic screams so loudly during sex that the windows have to be closed?

Which designer runs whenever she spots her surgeon, so no one will know she gets work done?

(Somehow they manage to figure it out anyway!)

Which TV star blew that composer on the way up as if playing a sonata on a skin flute?

Which cougar swings both ways and whose boy toy can't spell?

All those questions (if not the answers) are here in my new column of sizzlingly exciting blind items, and there's a whole bunch more of them, too!

Let the delicious torture begin.



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Southern Dave
Southern Dave

BLIND ITEMS! Looooooove 'em!

Oops, I just came all over my keyboard.

Ron
Ron

Cougar = Madonna

Bwaybill
Bwaybill

I love that Joe Mantello hired his new boyfriend for his old boyfriend's play.

Movielover
Movielover

A sheik with a uterus?  How chic!  The vocal sex gal who is funny is Sarah Silverman?

Ick
Ick

I like the way these focus mainly on career stuff this time. It gives it a different twist. Anyway, Elaine Stritch sounds like one of them. 

Is the other one Chelsea Handler?

Marva
Marva

Damn these are good!!

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