World Penis Sizes According To Country!

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Based on this incredibly informative chart, I am currently booking one-way flights to everything in dark green!

And I'm not even a bottom!

As for Europe in particular, France seems to be an incredibly worthy destination -- and when they calculated the measurements, they didn't even factor in the fromage!


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Thanks to theluxuryspot.com (and Christian Freedom for the tip, as it were).

But don't get too excited, folks.

The statistics are in centimeters, not inches.


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24 comments
Count Chocula
Count Chocula

The French?  That's a joke.  Look at DSK.  Seriously, you think that guy is hung?  Lies.

Resurection_sd
Resurection_sd

Not to panic guys, those are cm, not inches.  even the 16.51 divided by the conversion factor (2.54 cm per in) gets you about 6.5 inches.  Not such a big deal after all.

Overxpozed
Overxpozed

itstill averages out to 5 inches lol

Sean
Sean

lol@Keating3232 project bottom.

londonian
londonian

But we already knew that the biggest dicks in Europe are the French

Thrusten
Thrusten

The Dominican Republic, Haiti, Jamaica, Cuba, Brazil, Sudan, Somalia and Hungary should all be at or near the top. By a MILE!

Keating3232
Keating3232

Michael, you only SAY you're not a bottom. You complete project "Bottom"

Guest
Guest

As a Ugandan, I believe that they could not find long enough yardsticks . . . or the white just represents the measure of 'infinity'

Jimmi Shrode
Jimmi Shrode

You know how the French brag about everything.   

Horus45
Horus45

19.69 cm right here.And I live in the US.

Almay
Almay

The US is in such a light shade of green it's clear we need to go somewhere--anywhere--else. even Canada.

Billy
Billy

France? I find that hard to swallow.

Guest
Guest

Really Canada? 

Guestlist
Guestlist

Venezuela's looking pretty well hung. Hola!

Powder
Powder

What is that European country there wit the 16.51??? That's where we need to go.

Movielover
Movielover

Dick size is fascinating to all men.  Even if you don't want to sit on them.

Phil
Phil

I hope those are inches!!

Guest
Guest

The Czech Republic... Bonjour, Bel Ami.

Power
Power

Greenland looks like it has OK dick sizes to ward away the cold.

Jpucinsky
Jpucinsky

that is actually Hungary ... looks like someone skipped geography 

Werk
Werk

hungary? i'm starving!

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