The Kardashians Are Krashing, According To The Post

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The trapdoor has opened up and they're falling into the abyss of showbiz footnotes, where they'll no doubt join Topo Gigio and KC and the Sunshine Band.

Says the article, public sentiment has turned against the kulty klan, especially since Kim's marriage barely lasted longer than the Merman/Borgnine union and people feel a little bit had.

Suddenly a magazine cover with a Kredit-Kardashian on the cover has as much chance of selling as a BlackBerry.

Their TV ratings are slipping faster than Kim's lingerie after midnight.

And some promoters want to pay them not to attend their parties.

"Everything the reality family touches turns absolutely toxic," claims the Post, citing various inside sources (who are still talking about them, so it's possible they're not that over).

But the family is showing more class than ever.

Just this week, Khloe Kardashian waged a valiant Internet battle to prove that the late Robert Kardashian was indeed her biological father, despite wrongheaded rumors.

How noble it must have felt to demand that people acknowledge that her father was the man who covered for O.J. and even helped get him off!

Bye, Kardashes.


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latenitebump
latenitebump

yes! everything the post writes is word! the fascist, right-wing, t-bagging, republican-endorsing newspaper of new york! rupert murdoch is golden!the post makes the national enquire look like the ny new times!

anonymouse
anonymouse

How dare you insult Topo Gigio and KC and the Sunshine Band.  How very dare you.

Raissa Castillo
Raissa Castillo

BOYCOTT EVERYTHING THATS KARDASHIANS by signing the Petition at the boycottkim site. We have OVER 600,000 signatures!

Raissa Castillo
Raissa Castillo

BOYCOTT EVERYTHING THATS KARDASHIANS by signing the Petition at the boycottkim site. We have OVER 600,000 signatures!

Kim19407
Kim19407

Look at their picture up there, like they all are ready to sell their souls, with sweat shops and child labor, wearing furs on their back and so many other things.... Go away

JEWISHPRINCESS0
JEWISHPRINCESS0

Kim wanted to be ..Paris. Mother Kris then went full speed ahead after one night Kim was seen with Paris on a Red Carpet.  Her sister's then...........jumped on the train.I can hear Paris laughing but look where she is now?Where is she.? If Kim had any brains and a backbone she would take the money and run but...who said she had a brain.?

mjm
mjm

they're the new Gabors, plain and simple

Musto
Musto

Well, one person must be very happy: Paris Hilton!

Gregorama
Gregorama

That was my sentiment EXACTLY!  She should count her lucky stars to not have the blood of that craven, lying, soul-selling shyster coursing through her veins (just like her craven, lying, soul-selling sisters).  On the other hand, with that cheating tramp of a mother, Kris "I Love My Friends" Jenner, it could be just as likely that she was fathered by O.J. himself. Kris has sold out her dead "friend" Nicole in every other way...would it be such a big stretch to imagine her fucking her "friend"s husband, too? 

Melinda9
Melinda9

Didn't Calvin Klein's relationship last a lot longer than her marriage?

Rmnf28
Rmnf28

You got it wrong. They're the Kunty Klan.

Mep
Mep

CK's partner, Nick, is denying they have broken up and says they are "very happy" together.

Roi
Roi

Has it been 15 minutes already??

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