Uggie The Dog To Make Glamorous Appearance Today! Is He Gay?

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The star of the Oscar-nominated film The Artist is making a press appearance at the Empire State Building today.

No, not Jean Du-whatever.

I'm talking about Uggie, the nine-year-old Jack Russell terrier who is currently nominated for two Golden Collar Awards (for The Artist and Water for Elephants).

Top that, Meryl Streep!

Uggie's official bio?

"He began his studio career shortly after he was adopted by professional animal trainer Omar von Muller.

"Uggie starred in a number of television commercials for everything from dog food, cars, beer, and much more.

"He traveled with the 'Incredible Dogs Show' to Puerto Rico, Venezuela, Mexico and Miami, performing live tricks and riding his skateboard.

"His first movie Mr. Fix It, starring David Boreanaz, was shot when he was 1½ years old, and was followed by What's Up Scarlett, Wassup Rockers, Disney's Life Is Ruff, and most recently a featured role in the film Water For Elephants, where he plays the role of "Queenie.'"

Wait a minute. Queenie???

Is Uggie a closeted gay?

If so, get ready for them to drag up some "bitch" to accompany him to the Empire State Building today!


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8 comments
Movielover
Movielover

Maybe boy dogs' licking other boy dogs' assholes is just...horseplay.

Squatch
Squatch

Uggie is actually Glenn Close dressed like a male dog.

Savannah Montgomery
Savannah Montgomery

Back in the day, pre-shelter, he used to cruise the hydrants on Christopher St.

Kneelyohara
Kneelyohara

Uggie the dog is not gay and I'm the dame that can prove it!!

Ick
Ick

Maybe he can date Lassie.

Parka
Parka

Uggie is the best star of the whole year. he should have gotten an Oscar nomination

corrective_unconscious
corrective_unconscious

No, we would need a Bearded Collie for that. Different breed.... 

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