Adele Brings Snot Out Of The Closet

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Adele's speech as she was presented with the Grammy for Album of the Year last night was adorable, fun, real, honest, and mucusy.

The singer extraordinaire held up her statuette and exulted, "Mom, girl did good!"

She acknowledged the "rubbish relationship" that spawned the album -- the kind we've all been through (though we didn't necessarily win a Grammy for it).

And as she wiped away the tears, Adele noticed that her nose was leaking and blurted, "Oh, I've got a bit of snot!"

With that one stroke, Adele not only went green, she took the sting out of that particular body "fluid," turning it into a sign of emotional purity and triumph.

She takes personal honesty to all new arenas!

Great speech -- and by the way I had no idea the girl talks in such a Cockneyish brogue.

I mean when she says "Jonathan," it comes out "Jona-fin."

Can a production of My Fair Lady be far behind?

Culminating with a snot gavotte?


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Ri DeCarlo
Ri DeCarlo

She's amazingly unpretentious and THAT is what makes her loveable and likeable, besides her INCREDIBLE talent. She's brilliant.

Spanner
Spanner

She said "girl done good" not gold is good :-)

Ick
Ick

She actually said "Girl did good," so if you're going to be a bratty corrector, at least get it right.

Spanner
Spanner

It wasn't about being a 'bratty corrector' - was just playing interpreter. Probably should have watched the video first to make sure I was 100% correct, I know how ratty people on the Internet can be *eye roll*

Ri DeCarlo
Ri DeCarlo

Well, now that all that grammar and rubbish is out of the way, let's get back to the ADELE LOVE FEST! <3 

Ri DeCarlo
Ri DeCarlo

LOL and all the best 'bratty correctors' comment on the Village Voice website! LMAO 

Ulu
Ulu

"Enlish"???? Moron!!!

Yuri
Yuri

Wrong, idiot. She said "Mom, girl did good."

You forgot the punctuation and capital M.

Jeff
Jeff

wow both of you are wrong.  she actually said "mom girl did good " morons

Rrgilchrest
Rrgilchrest

James Joyce brought snot out of the closet first...but he didn't do it with Louboutin nails.

Savannah Montgomery
Savannah Montgomery

MM...that headline alone made my inner 4th grader convulse with a belly laugh that made my diaphragm sore.

Musto
Musto

And did anyone notice how fast Gaga left the theater after that award was presented (before the big musical finale). Though maybe she just wanted to avoid the crowds.

Rhubarb
Rhubarb

It was such a joy to see her win all night, becoming unglued by the last, big award. She's a goddess for our time.

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