How's This For A Happy Face?

Whenever I see a TV camera approaching, my face lights up like a Halloween pumpkin and all the hanging skin inflates like a Thanksgiving Day float based on a long-running animated character.

I basically become a holiday parade float of a giant, gay, papier-mâché suckerfish.

These images were taken while I shot Theater Talk, discussing spring comings on Broadway along with writers Jesse Green and Patrick Pacheco and hosts Susan Haskins and Michael Riedel.

Obviously, I got VERY EXCITED while were talking!

And no wonder.

You'll learn what we think of:

*The upcoming Death of a Salesman starring Dustin Hoffman and a teen idol

*The stage-musical versions of so-so movies like Once, Newsies, and Leap of Faith

*The revivals of Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber's Evita and Jesus Christ Superstar

*And the most important theatrical offering since Burton's Hamlet ... the William Shatner one-man show!

Tune in on PBS at 1 a.m. tomorrow night.

Or just mute it and look at my weird head.