I'm Number One With A Bullet!
I've finally gotten my bad self way on top of a chart.
According to Odyssey magazine's "F" List -- for the fabulous and fierce, not the fucked up and forgotten -- I have the top spot this week.
And I did it with no promotion whatsoever!
I didn't have to visit radio stations, kiss babies, or do a Super Bowl halftime show.
I'm honored -- especially since jealous, hateful people were calling me old and tired a long time ago!
Well, look at me now!
I'm ruling the nightlife!
I'm the king of the glitter ball!