I'm Number One With A Bullet!

Categories: Nightlife

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I've finally gotten my bad self way on top of a chart.

According to Odyssey magazine's "F" List -- for the fabulous and fierce, not the fucked up and forgotten -- I have the top spot this week.

And I did it with no promotion whatsoever!

I didn't have to visit radio stations, kiss babies, or do a Super Bowl halftime show.

I'm honored -- especially since jealous, hateful people were calling me old and tired a long time ago!

Well, look at me now!

I'm ruling the nightlife!

I'm the king of the glitter ball!


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8 comments
Charlotte
Charlotte

Aren't you the belle of the ball?

Apachenyc
Apachenyc

No F List of sleazy New Yorkers can omit reptilian publicist Alan Rish. Thelate great Baird Jones memorably christened him "The Iguana."

Ynnocence
Ynnocence

Even if it were a list of best American journalists, shorn of biases favoring "serious" beats - politics, economics and all that crap - you'll still deserve top place. (Now that Pauline Kael's gone, I whispered quickly.)

Musto
Musto

Thanks, Gusty. I know exactly what you're saying. You're definitely in my top 10 with a bullet.

Gusty Winds
Gusty Winds

Michael You have always been numero uno in my book.  You know that book I carry around of people who owe me money?? Though Your #1 was truly deserved, a couple of those names on the list are questionable.  And no I am not saying who. After all I am not even on it.

Gusty Winds

Almay
Almay

You are ALWAYS number one with us.

Dabitch
Dabitch

I never heard of anyone else on the list, but congratulations!

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