Kanye Fans Ain't Too Bright! I Have Proof!

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Or at least one of them isn't.

But to his credit, the guy is honest about it.

At a lovely pizza restaurant yesterday, I overheard the young gentleman telling his friends:

"I bought Kanye's record yesterday.

"For the second time!

"I went in to a store and bought a hard version.

"When I left, I realized I had it already!

"In fact, I was listening to it on my phone at the store!"

At that point, Kanye himself should have burst in and screeched, "Oh, yeah? Well, Beyoncé has a better story! This moment belongs to Beyoncé! And Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time!"



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VonD
VonD

Bless his little heart, he might not have known that in the old days all music was in the "hard" version but now it exists on multiple platforms! Was he as sexy as Kanye?

Musto
Musto

I think he meant a CD.

Brad's Boyfriend
Brad's Boyfriend

So is the "hard" version a vinyl album or a CD?  (Certainly not sheet music, though it's more profitable for the songwriter.) 

8-track?!  Whoa, that would go down heavy in a '67 low rider.

Myriam_Breitman
Myriam_Breitman

Or maybe he loves Kanye that much that he has to have his stuff in hard and electronic format. 

Steff
Steff

Hilarious. What kind of drugs are these people on?

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