Lady Gaga's Next Career Move! Urgent!

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I'm quite certain of what it is.

To change the look!

I know she changes the look all the time, but I mean change the whole gist of it in general!

The constant parade of outrageous costumes has got to become oppressive for her, even if it keeps thousands of stylists in business.

Can you imagine not being able to leave the house without an elaborate makeup job, a papier-mâché reproduction of some foodstuff on your body, 10-pound drop earrings, and antennas on your head?

Can you imagine how uncomfortable Gaga must have felt sitting at the Grammys for three and a half hours in leather, netting, and a giant ring, accessorized by the scepter she royally held the whole time while waiting and waiting to show it off onstage?

It was way less costumey than her famed egg and meat outfits, but it was still extreme and not something you just toss together and throw on.

(Adele has it easy. She just puts on a frock, stands there and sings, and picks up the awards.)

Besides, how can Gaga keep topping herself, looks-wise?

A girl group once told me they split up because they couldn't top their ensembles and entrances. There was nowhere else to go with it!

I know Gaga's handlers are probably terrified they'll lose the Little Monsters out there if she doesn't continually dazzle with her chic -- and she has -- but jeans, a T-shirt, and a ponytail might be a nice palate cleanser just to show the world she can be earthbound and still radiate star power.

Or at least a return to the above-pictured look would be relatively low-maintenance.

If repeating a look is even allowed!



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9 comments
Scruff712
Scruff712

I think she's going to reinvent herself as a band-leading amy winehouse type. the job's open. lazy g needs credibility. she's not just going to strip it down and be sultry, she's going to show off her musicianship because that's what the singers don't have. that was her wake up call last sunday.

Notyah Nalla
Notyah Nalla

That whole schtick is so over, but if she stops all she'll be left with is her sucky music.

Brad's Boyfriend
Brad's Boyfriend

Well, Madonna did a half-time show where she was fully clothed (for once! amazing! shocking!).  

I've always held the argument that if Lady Gaga were that talented (which, apparently, when it's just her and the piano) she wouldn't need the gimmick (my apologies to "Gypsy").

Maybe she needs to do an Unplugged (and Uncostumed) concert.

Savannah Montgomery
Savannah Montgomery

Gaga...done (she's in the cooling off, sloow exit stage)...Nicki?...(tick,tick,tick)

candy
candy

I think people are bored with her in general-overexposed.. What about the music? She does not have any songs that are timeless or heartfelt.. Her recent boyfriend is some actor whos a regular guy who wears ducati t shirts and baseball caps w/sneakers and bermuda shorts..i saw a recent pic of her looking very dresssed down with him.. I dont think her next cd will sell well at all, shes fading.

Googoo
Googoo

I don't think gaga really means getting all done up every time because it reaps her big rewards, tons of money, and lots of fame. I doubt she has any inkling to change that any time soon.

Roids
Roids

You give good advice. Maybe you should be a manager?

Chazharless
Chazharless

I agree with you!  Her next project should be an unplugged album.  Did you see her on Howard Stern?  She can really hold her own. 

Googoo
Googoo

I mean "really minds" not "really means"

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