The Lamest Attempt To Get Press Off Whitney Houston's Death

Categories: Whitney Houston

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This press release came in, moments after the body turned cold:


"CRIMINAL DEFENSE ATTORNEY AVAILABLE ON WHITNEY HOUSTON

"So-and-so, NY based leading criminal defense attorney, is available for comment on Whitney Houston.

"[Says So-and-so:] 'Police will look for evidence of drug use. If autopsy concludes she died from drug overdose, it will likely be the end of the investigation.'

"He has worked extensive with high profile cases, and was formerly a supervising senior assistant" blah blah blah.


Oy! Such amazing insight! (And bad grammar.)

Let the woman rest.

PS: They claim the email was sent out by mistake -- it sure was! -- so I'm breaking the rules and being a mensch and taking the name of the attorney out.

But be careful, Stuart!



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6 comments
Brad's Boyfriend
Brad's Boyfriend

So why didn't Auntie Dionne's Psychic Friends Network see this coming?!

Troofire
Troofire

There are pictures circulating on FB of WH and Michael Jackson sitting on a cloud in heaven.  He's whispering something in her ear.  I dared to suggest he was telling her where to score the good drugs.  I got a lot of hate mail in response. 

Lather
Lather

Wendy Williams crying on camera was the most outrageous stunt of all.

Savannah Montgomery
Savannah Montgomery

Re: Slotnick...why did Martin Short's attorney character come to mind all of a sudden?

Musto
Musto

I also got a release promoting a writer who said "Whitney was the first of a bunch of big crossover artists," as if Ella Fitzgerald, Sammy Davis, Diana Ross, and tons of others never happened. 

YOKO OH NO
YOKO OH NO

there's no such thing as bad publicity.

not as though whitney was a homeless person being taken advantage of.

just another rich broad who kicked the bucket.

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