Paris Hilton Is Positively Brimming With Positivity!

Categories: Paris Hilton

Paris_Hilton_-_Paris.jpg

Maybe it's because she's got some projects percolating.

Perhaps it's because the hot air has burst out of Kim Kardashian's balloons.

But whatever the case, read Paris Hilton's tweets these days and you'll be invigorated, uplifted, and quite possibly feel your teeth ache.

The sociable socialite is in love with life even more than I'm in love with my Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman DVD.

Here's a bunch of recent chirpy tweets that prove she's the new Mary Poppins:


"Loving my new handbag collection. Visit [link] for more styles!"

"Making magical music! Loves it!"

"Great day of meetings and so many new & exciting projects. Very happy and excited. :D"

"If your [sic] looking to buy a car, contact my car broker, Martin Wiener. He's been working with my family & I for years. Great guy, great service!"

"Had an amazing fragrance campaign shoot today! Tony Duran is such an incredible photographer! Love working with him! So cool & talented! ;)"

"Fun magical night in the studio, now time for bed. Sweet dreams."

"Just had the best Korean BBQ dinner, so delicious! Now time for voice lessons then studio"

"Busy day of business meetings. Feeling very proud and productive. Loving life!"

"Always loving and living life to the fullest"

"In the studio recording with my girl Taura Stinson. So excited for my new album. Love being in the studio."

"Another amazing day of meetings. So many fun & exciting projects on the horizon! Loves it!:)"


And on and on, until Paris is enthusing about her sister's merchandising and even Chick-fil-A.

Do you loves it?



Advertisement

My Voice Nation Help
16 comments
Southern Dave
Southern Dave

Mary Poppins? Mary Poppers .

As Dorothy Parker said about Hollywood: "There's no THERE there."

You know the pail of water that will make Paris, the Kardashians and all their ilk shrivel up and melt?

DON"T WRITE ABOUT THEM.

Charlotte
Charlotte

Mary Poppins never sucked a guy off while getting filmed in the dark.

Then again, who wants to be Mary Poppins?

Steffi
Steffi

She's a Hilton. She comes from big money. She doesn't need a trailer. She has the entire Hilton chain at her disposal.

Southern Dave
Southern Dave

A triple threat: she can't sing, dance or act.

Or anything else -- except gush about her empty, presumably monied life with an absence of perspective or basic grammar. The only grammar she knows is Kelsey.

I had actually forgotten about her, and now she re-surfaces, like a combo of a Barbie Doll and the Loch Ness Monster in sequins..

Strobinsky
Strobinsky

Paris Hilton is a racist hag born with a silver spoon up her tuches, who cares what this thing has to say?

Couscous
Couscous

The important thing is: Does she dye her pubes??

Gregorama
Gregorama

Well, atleast it's clear she writes her own tweets.  Her "command" of the English language could hardly have been faked.  But more disturbing than her illiteracy:  "...voice lessons...new album..".  GAAAACK!  Those aren't so much "updates" as they are "warnings"...or even THREATS!

Dangerwillrobinson
Dangerwillrobinson

LOL! Korean BBQ before voice lessons.. Do Ray Me Fa So La Te Burp!

Timmee
Timmee

 "He's been working with my family & I for years." Me, ME, you moron. It's the object of the preposition. It's a sorry commentary on our educational system when even the upper class can't text proper English anymore.

Findingnamo
Findingnamo

Loves it.  It's exciting to read she's doing an album with Tilda Swinton.

anonymouse
anonymouse

"...more than I'm in love with my Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman DVD..."

I treasure my Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman DVD.  Michael, why oh why won't Sony bring out more than the first 25 episodes?  It's been five years since Volume 1. 

Staunchy
Staunchy

"Voice lessons"? Good idea.

latenitebump
latenitebump

america is going down the drain when this no-talent, trailer trick, ex con can get press.

Musto
Musto

I don't know, but I'm loving those 25 episodes.

Timmee
Timmee

Well, she always had the biggest trailer in the park.

Loading...