Teen Idols And Low Urinals At New Gay Dance Club

Categories: Nightlife

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John Blair's JB Saturdays at xl

My new column takes you inside xl, the long-awaited, upper-case-in-spirit glossy dance club in the far reaches of West 42nd Street.

And in the process, I tell you which recovering teen idol was at the VIP preview party and why.

What insouciant activity the club's low-hanging row of urinals allows patrons to do.

And most importantly, how gays are taking to the startling new chance to dance their little tuchuses off. (This is the first new gay dance club in many years because of the city's awful restrictions on nightlife. My column details the new crowd's reaction to the shock of the thump-thump.)

What you learn will be surprising, especially if you read it while drinking a premium brand.

And by the way, I don't discriminate at the door.

Anyone can click on the link and read the column. You're on the list plus entourage!

So come on and enter my shiny little literary nightclub.

I'll even tell you which are the best nights at xl, thereby saving you tons of cash.



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6 comments
Keith G.
Keith G.

What's up with John Blair and the weird urinal fixation?!  His last club had that creepy 'look through the fish tank at the person across from you' design (...for those not familiar.....it was featured in a "Sex in the City" episode when the ladies went to a gay bar) and now this low-hanging design. Not a fan of either of them. Can't we just pee in peace?!

mjm
mjm

 Aaron Carter is gay, no surprise there..

Musto
Musto

John Blair, the man behind this venture, responds to my column:

"Thank you, thank you, thank you. You are right. Everyonetold me I was crazy two years ago. It was not that people did not want to goout and dance, it was that the city of New York made it harder and harder toeven run a dance club in the city. The ‘new genertion’ post Roxy has never evenbeen in a big club night. Anyway, thank you so much and I hope to see you soon."

Whimsy
Whimsy

"G Lounge meets Splash" is the perfect description! You nailed it! See you by the urinals.

Val
Val

Thanks for  the writeup. This was fun and informative.

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