Lil' Kim Walks All Over Me At The Blonds Show

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And I loved it!

The Blonds -- a/k/a Phillipe Blond (illustration below) and David Blond -- put on a dazzling show last night at Milk, full of biker chic updated to three centuries from now.

It started with three hunky guys storming out in helmets and silver-tassle-sleeved black leather jackets, completely open to reveal their steamy chests.

Hell's Angels have never been so heavenly.

Then out strutted a sizzling biker chick who, when the helmet came off, turned out to be none other than Phillipe Blond. Gorgeous.

And what followed was very Russ Meyer meets The Jetsons via Showgirls, bedecked with all sorts of crystals, spangles, beads, studs, and Cleopatra necklaces, vroom vroom.

The crowd was pretty dolled up, too, like well-cosmeticized Adam Lambert and mohawked R&B singer Cassie.

But after the show, a lady's eight-inch high heel accidentally dug right into my freshly surgerized foot as she was swept into a high-glam photo op.

It was Lil' Kim!

I will send her the hospital bill -- and ask her to autograph it!


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Illustration by Scott Ewalt


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14 comments
Ron Bruguiere
Ron Bruguiere

"It started with three hunky guys storming out in helmets and silver-tassle-sleeved black leather jackets, completely open to reveal their steamy chests."

Where's this pic?

Yol
Yol

Who's the woman sitting between you and Lil' Kim? Lucky her!

anonTWO
anonTWO

the illustration is really cool

Gala
Gala

Yeah, covering up drive by shootings and committing perjury are so classy!!

Musto
Musto

I was kidding about the hospital bill. It was just a momentary sharp pain. I'll live.

Liquid
Liquid

I've seen her around and honey booboo child she really wears HIGH heels.

Fanny
Fanny

Ouchamagoucha.

latenitebump
latenitebump

don´t remember inviting the flying none to dinner.

don´t know anything about drive by shootings and perjury but didn´t she sing about takin´ it up the butt, diamonds and cheese, benzzes and player haters. girl´s got style. class. not tonight eat my pussy right.

Jeffers
Jeffers

"Girl's got class." Oh yeah! She was in the car for a drive by shooting, then lied about it on the stand. Murder isn't really all that classy. 

latenitebump
latenitebump

also, that´s not how the story went einstein! get your facts straight!

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