Who's Well Hung In Channing Tatum's Stripper Movie?

Categories: Film

MV5BMTEzMjM3NTc1NTVeQTJeQWpwZ15BbWU3MDAyMTUwMjc@._V1._SY317_CR131,0,214,317_.jpg
Warner Brothers still

Magic Mike is the upcoming, eagerly awaited Steven Soderbergh film based on Channing Tatum's time spent as a male ecdysiast.

Tatum plays a mentor to the character based on himself, played by Alex Pettyfer.

Matthew McConaughey (above) is the stripper-turned-shirtless-club owner.

And here are some leaked, as it were, comments from someone who saw the film and can't quit gushing about the important elements.


"It is very R-rated, filled with nudity, both male and female.

"Lots of ass shots of the boys. Many scenes of them dancing in tight little thongs. Channing's ass and thighs looked fuckin amazing as he gets out of bed and walks to the bathroom in a long shot!

"The only exposed c**k comes from Joe Manganiello, who plays a character called 'Big Dick.' I'm assuming it was a prosthetic, a la Mark Wahlberg in Boogie Nights.

"For you Matthew McConaughey fans ... he's often shirtless on stage introducing the guys. All I can say is he looked amazing dancing in his tiny little g-string!

"By the way, based on the thongs, it looked like Adam Rodriguez was packing the most heat. Fuckin huge!"


Somehow, I don't think the New York Times review will be quite on this genital level, but who cares what the Times says?

I already bought my ticket.


channing-tatum-dear-john-01-1265185768.jpg
Channing Tatum


Advertisement

My Voice Nation Help
11 comments
Cock Ring
Cock Ring

Cock Ringshelp with stamina and maintaining an erection, they look sexy and can providesome unbelievable sensations for both you and your man! They work by trappingblood in the penis making your erection even bigger, feel harder and be moresensitive to the touch.

Robby
Robby

*goes to Google Adam Rodriguez* 

Maryanne C.
Maryanne C.

O.M.G.! I am so excited to see this movie. I'm a huge Adam Rodriguez fan and can't wait to see him in this whole other light. Yea we've seen bed room scenes, him with no shirt, but man...nothing like this. It is going to tip the charts!

Mixmatch
Mixmatch

And the remarks are very specific and the bit about Matthew seems to match the movie still. Sounds hot.

James
James

You are taking an anonymous comment from a site that frequently has "real" celeb nudes that are obvious Photoshop creations to be truthful?  It isn't a leap to figure you will see naked butts and I can see a scene where the new guy sees dancers using "penis pumps", cock rings, or fluffing but I doubt any of these guys are going to go full monty.

Periwinkleblue
Periwinkleblue

Matt Bohner is a thong?Matt McConaughey without a shirt? Joe Manganiello with a penis pump? I'm there.

Yaya
Yaya

When did Soderbergh get into so much homoeroticism? Even sex lies and videotape was pretty hetero-aimed.

Roi
Roi

Sounds like the movie of the year!!

Der
Der

He says none of them show frontal. Only one does, but it's a prosthetic. And Channing's no stranger to showing butt.

Loading...