Before You Eat Your Next Hot Dog, Consider Your Butt....

Categories: Advice

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You might think a frank is positively delicious, especially when topped with sauerkraut, mustard, and chocolate sprinkles, but guess what happens when you eat too many?


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And be careful about putting other wieners up there, too.


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6 comments
Movielover
Movielover

Do they give butt cancer because they are made of buttholes and other parts that don't do well as stand alone items or sound good on a menu, like sheep shins?

Roids
Roids

I'll consider my butt because that's where the fat goes!!

Musto
Musto

Thanks to Lori Zimmer for the photo tip.

Istanbull
Istanbull

Great! I'll stick with cheeseburger deluxes!

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