Chorus Boys Will Vamp At The Broadway Beauty Pageant

Categories: Gaaaaayyyyyy

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It's one way to grab the spotlight and become a star!

And who will be MC-ing the annual event, a vividly entertaining charity thingie for the Ali Forney Center, held on March 19 at Symphony Space?

The irrepressible Tovah Feldshuh!

And who will be judging with my tongue--I mean my pen--out?

Me! (along with theater champs Jackie Hoffman and Tonya Pinkins.)

And who will buy a ticket to support the charity and get out of the house?

You!

And who will win the coveted tiara?

Yours truly!

Will help decide!

And who will catapult to name-above-the-title stardom?

I already told you! The winner of the pageant! And he will get me comps!


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4 comments
Brad's Boyfriend
Brad's Boyfriend

This sounds better than every episode of "Smash" combined.

Ulu
Ulu

Will Mary Poppins be there?

Bwaybill
Bwaybill

You and Christine Ebersole were great 2 years ago. Can't wait!!

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