If Paper Magazine Could Cast Dancing With The Stars...

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They'd cast me!

And some other fabulous creatures of the night!

And we'd proudly samba side by side with Jaleel White!

Fingers crossed it happens.

If not, I want to start a show called Dishing With The Stars.


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nostradavid
nostradavid

You could have nightmares of Kirsty Alley stepping on your toes.

Vodkastinger
Vodkastinger

YES!!!  (or as Liza would say YESH!!!!)  How do we make this happen??  letter writing campaign ?  or better yet a dance marathon until they cast you on the show!!  First things first we are gonna need to get you some shoes 

Sextette
Sextette

And just saw the one of Beth Ditto! SOMY (Spit out my coffee).

Sextette
Sextette

Love the shot of Amanda Lepore.

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