If Paper Magazine Could Cast Dancing With The Stars...

Categories: TV

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They'd cast me!

And some other fabulous creatures of the night!

And we'd proudly samba side by side with Jaleel White!

Fingers crossed it happens.

If not, I want to start a show called Dishing With The Stars.

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