Jesus Forgives Whitney Houston In Heaven

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Yes, Whitney is high above the clouds these days, even higher than when she tooted her last toot.

And that's inspired an artwork done in chalk pastels, portraying her most inspiring meeting since she first sat down with Clive Davis.

Says the artist, "Whitney was once a beautiful songbird who lost her way, but will sing again for her Father in heaven."

I'm sure Jesus and God can't wait to hear a live version of "My Name Is Not Susan."

Thank you, Christian Nightmares, for tipping us off to this piece of heavenly kitsch.



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18 comments
Movielover
Movielover

This is so gruesomely kitch (as you say).  Looks like maybe Jaysus and Whitney have the same hair stylist.  Same streaks and everything! 

StAloysius
StAloysius

But Jesus wasn't European and he wasn't white.

Savannah Montgomery
Savannah Montgomery

And I thought the ($12) all-black (people) "Last Supper" I spotted in a 99cent store was the ultimate.

Zaz
Zaz

Hurry. A bidding war is no doubt in progress.

oddmanout
oddmanout

Gee, she picked out a nice wig from her collection to wear for him - but, funny, he doesn't LOOK Jewish...

Vodkastinger
Vodkastinger

I am counting out my change right now to see if I can buy it

Ick
Ick

She looks more like her mama Cissy but I do love it.

Allen Firth
Allen Firth

oh, can't wait until some Mormons do a "baptism for the dead" for her!  And then she can join the ranks of Anne Frank et al.

Musto
Musto

I knew you would love it, Vodka!

Vodkastinger
Vodkastinger

ACK!  This is literally the best thing I have ever seen!!!  I want one hanging in every room of every person's home.

Lala
Lala

I think it's gorgeous! 300 smackers is a steal for this.

Windchimes
Windchimes

Somehow he made her look even rougher and older than she really was.

Movielover
Movielover

How come it wasn't 99 cents?!  What an ungodly rip off!

Timmee
Timmee

And the artist is offering free shipping!

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