Rick Santorum's Top Six Anti-Gay Marriage Bites

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Thanks to reporter Rex Wockner for the lineup.

And by the way I'm leaving out all the "man on dog" stuff because they've gotten enough airplay. Give some other hate bites a chance!


*A napkin is not a paper towel, metaphysically.

*Calling a glass of water beer does not make the glass of water beer.

*Calling same-sex marriage a marriage would be like calling a cup of tea a basketball.

*It's like going out and saying, "That tree is a car." Well, the tree's not a car. A tree's a tree.

*Outlaw gay marriage nationwide.

*Well, then, what about three-man marriage?


This would all be mildly hilarious if it weren't so freakin' sad.

Oh, well. Santorum's campaign is going down like a gay husband on his honeymoon anyway.



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15 comments
Pietro
Pietro

Rick Santorum is a gerbil.

corrective_unconscious
corrective_unconscious

It's like going out and saying, "Rick Saintpornum is a potato." Well, that bloated trunk is not a potato. A Saintpornum is a Saintpornum.

And...scene.

Melinda9
Melinda9

Dear Rick, Why don't you come back when you've managed to follow all the 'teachings' and 'wisdom' of the Bible, not just the random things you pick and choose?

Southern Dave
Southern Dave

 Barbara Walters, who pals around with movers and shakers, said with some certainty on "The View" a couple weeks ago, that Santorum would be the Republican nominee.

The Obama camp thinks that would be just swell, because Ricky is such a space cadet.

He appeals to the lunatic fringe, of course, but that fringe has grown, kids.

Troofire
Troofire

Here's my prediction:  Romney will win the nomination and pick Santorum for his VP.  They're apparently friends.  Time to dust off the old Dan Quayle jokes.

Southern Dave
Southern Dave

Susan Sarandon got it right in a recent interview.

She said: "I think the Republicans said,'We know we're going to lose this one, so let's just throw all these idiots out there.'"

BetteD
BetteD

Why does this guy always look like he wants a dick in his mouth?

Riddler
Riddler

What a douche. Three-man marriage? No, that would be Mormon. Ask Romney.

Steinhope
Steinhope

These are a riot. Thanks for all the links.

Allen Firth
Allen Firth

That probably explains the overbite!

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