Conservative Teen Magazine Says Reagan May Have Been "Our First Black President"!

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It's here!

A new magazine for teens who don't want to have sex, preferring to spend their time looking down on government help for the poor while reminiscing about Reagan.

Here are the articles:


"Why the Unborn Need Our Protection" (So true! Get them a subscription pronto!)

"Why Abstinence Works. How It Can Work for You" (Even if it probably didn't work for the author.)

"Glee: Songs, Sex, and Sleaze" (Yeah -- put out by Fox!)

"Government Creates Poverty" (Well, no wonder the first issue is free.)

"The Hot Air & Cold Facts of Liberal Media Bias" (You mean truth?)

And the most amazing entry of all:

"Ronald Reagan: Our First Black President?"

You heard me.

Claims the article:

"Ronald Reagan was a far better friend to black Americans than Obama has been."

Interesting -- though the author might have a slight bias. He's Reagan's son, Michael Reagan!

Anyway, check out this magazine immediately. It might become an even bigger camp classic than Glee!


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41 comments
Paul Sonderman
Paul Sonderman

Blacks couldn't get enough of his Welfare Cadillac moms and government cheese. Yeah, the Gipper was the bomb with what the GOP likes to refer to as "the blacks."

Spmtrap
Spmtrap

I think the GOP conservative think tank leadership should finally come out of their John Birch Society closet and pass out the white KKK robes to their constituents. They will be coming with crosses to purify your neighborhood soon.

Spmtrap
Spmtrap

Awwww, look at the nice white teens on the cover. Think their Christian?

Payton_vege
Payton_vege

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Mark
Mark

Black people did NOT like Reagan. He announced his candidacy where black civil rights workers were lynched in the '60's and gave a speech about "state's rights," a clear coded message to racists that he was on their side. (Reagan denied it, of course, saying it was just a "coincidence." But his top campaign staffers at the time have admitted since then that they knew exactly what they were doing.) Of course, Reagan wasn't racist himself, but he was willing to play the southern strategy to win the nomination. 

Baal Sach
Baal Sach

that is kind of funny...

still waiting on the zombie apokolypse

Dr. Gonzo
Dr. Gonzo

I wonder what conservatives would have said if back in the 80's you had call Regan a black man? Those would have been fighting words.After we have our first gay president I bet conservative will be recalling how Regan was actually own first gay president. 

pritikina
pritikina

Holy shit this is hilarious! Where can we DOWNLOAD; consrvativeteen.com takes me to ASPCA. Oh well, I'll just wait for issue #2.

Judibooty
Judibooty

Damn, you should have Ronnie in a Hoodie with Nancy throwing up gang sign!  Crazy

Dancematiki
Dancematiki

Oh yes, Reagon was so good to African Americans that he denied there were any homeless people in the USA even though Washington, DC, a majority black population had a large percentage of homeless people of both Caucasian and African descent. 

gtrgr8
gtrgr8

Michael, have you subscribed yet?

Oh, freebie? What joy!!!

Hellrazer
Hellrazer

If Ronald Reagan was a friend to "black people," Pope John Paul II was Mormon! And not after death, either!

corrective_unconscious
corrective_unconscious

Michael Reagan didn't take the current evilgelical line of, "How can I be a homophobe when there's no such thing as homophobia?" He literally described himself as an out and proud homophobe.

Speaking of which, I wonder when the male model on the cover will be coming out? What a story he will have to tell. On "Ellen."

freddiemessina
freddiemessina

He also cured Aids by pretending that it didn't exist!!

latenitebump
latenitebump

would love to flip thru the entertainment section.

Louisgreto
Louisgreto

I think there's the possibility that it's a joke publication and that it's meant to satirize on the level of The Onion.

Mrsmeers
Mrsmeers

Earlier today the links worked and you could get the whole magazine. I guess they pulled it. Can't take a little scrutiny, huh? 

Brandt Hardin
Brandt Hardin

Reagan has a legacy so distorted by the Conservativeidolization of him that we may never have a clear picture of the real manbehind the television set beyond the elaborate myth now concocted around him.  Did he really rid the world of commiescum?  Did destroy or save oureconomy?  Check out my portrait of TheGipper in commemoration of the Reagan Centennial and help me figure it out on myartist’s blog at http://dregstudiosart.blogspot...

Robin Eublind
Robin Eublind

The magazine is no longer even available online.

Stevepub123
Stevepub123

This is what happens when you home school your kids.

Southern Dave
Southern Dave

"Check out" the magazine?

I'd need tongs to pick it up.

Findingnamo
Findingnamo

Does that mean Michael Reagan is biracial, like Obama?

Bethesda
Bethesda

The really sick thing is the way they made Reagan look dark in the illustration to match their twisted thesis.

Zac
Zac

Who wants to bet that no people who are actually Black are depicted in the entire magazine?

Reach
Reach

The cover is shown above. And no, they don't look very black.

Sandust
Sandust

Reagan was about as black as Karen Carpenter.

Pills
Pills

Who is this magazine for--Bristol Palin?

jgharris1995
jgharris1995

Reagan didn't do the follow up to improving Civil Rights legislation in the 1980's when he was president. He made Americans believe that racism against blacks had to be blatant and only associated with the KKK/Aryan Nation. He convinced them that subtle and structural forms of racism was not part of the equation. He use the urban poor and blacks as scapegoat to the U.S.'s economic problems.

Novahart
Novahart

You are either out of touch, an idiot, or both. Around here lots of people homeschool because the public schools are plagued with being dumbed down for "mainstreaming" , out of control and undisciplined/unparented kids, and racial violence ( black on white) . For many of us, homeschooling is a better guarantee of quality and safety than sending our kids to overpriced private schools which are either pushing religion or some moonbat philosophy. 

CMG
CMG

Michael was adopted.  

Adelaide Potter
Adelaide Potter

 There's a drawing of Ronald Reagan right there! God!

Musto
Musto

Not true. There's an article on "How to draw Obama."

Ynnocence
Ynnocence

Not fair for Karen, who sang Marvelettes, Ruby & the Romantics, and Dionne Warwick songs (mostly so-so, but she did try).

8xInfinity
8xInfinity

Just don't ask her how well abstinence worked for her ;)

Bethesda
Bethesda

Oh, yeah, Karen really got down with her bad self! She truly testified!

Ynnocence
Ynnocence

Then again Reagan himself already did the jungle-role thing by co-starring in that movie with the chimp. And just in case anyone doesn't get it, let's just spell it out: SATIRICAL TONE INTENDED.

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