The Hookie Awards Are Coming! Get Out Your Credit Cards!

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Oscars, Shmoscars.

The young, hip, and happening awards show is the Hookies -- "the Oscars of escorting" -- slated for a very steamy March 23 at Roseland.

The annual rentboy.com event gets bigger and bigger, this time with comic Alec Mapa as host and yours truly as a returning presenter.

How on earth did they find out that I'm a hooker?

That was a joke.

How on earth did they find out that I am friends with several hookers?

(Though in reality, I'm really not all that close with them. I only pay one on TV.)


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latenitebump
latenitebump

get ready to empty your wallet. or get ready to have your wallet emptied!

VonD
VonD

You betta work, girl! I would pay to see you...present!

Melinda9
Melinda9

My favorite is the top right, although the bottom left is a close second.

Muscato
Muscato

Um... anybody got the number for Mr. Bottom (as it were) left there?

It's for a friend...

Musto
Musto

PS: EVERYONE at this event will be doing the Angelina leg out thing.

Guest
Guest

"Only pay one on TV," lol.

Parva
Parva

Yes, it's 550-PAYFORGAY

VonD
VonD

The third, I hope!

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