The Hookie Awards Are Coming! Get Out Your Credit Cards!

Categories: Gaaaaayyyyyy


Oscars, Shmoscars.

The young, hip, and happening awards show is the Hookies -- "the Oscars of escorting" -- slated for a very steamy March 23 at Roseland.

The annual event gets bigger and bigger, this time with comic Alec Mapa as host and yours truly as a returning presenter.

How on earth did they find out that I'm a hooker?

That was a joke.

How on earth did they find out that I am friends with several hookers?

(Though in reality, I'm really not all that close with them. I only pay one on TV.)

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