The Hookie Awards Are Coming! Get Out Your Credit Cards!

Oscars, Shmoscars.
The young, hip, and happening awards show is the Hookies -- "the Oscars of escorting" -- slated for a very steamy March 23 at Roseland.
The annual rentboy.com event gets bigger and bigger, this time with comic Alec Mapa as host and yours truly as a returning presenter.
How on earth did they find out that I'm a hooker?
That was a joke.
How on earth did they find out that I am friends with several hookers?
(Though in reality, I'm really not all that close with them. I only pay one on TV.)



























