The Pope Has Commissioned A Scent!

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His own personal holy fragrance, which fuses lime tree, verbena, and grass.

So what should it be called?

I have some ideas:

Eau de Nazi

Hitler Youth

Pedophile the Fragrance

Secrets and Lies

Divine Hypocrisy

Hail, Mary

On Your Knees

Gomorrah

Holy Shit

Or maybe just: I Dress Like a Drag Queen but I Hate Gays



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JoeyO'H
JoeyO'H

Let me guess, the smell of hatred of gays?

kamagla
kamagla

Lime, verbena & grass with the drag, sexual interests of clergy & show biz leads me to suggest LIVERASSY

Ynnocence
Ynnocence

You all know the new trend in marketing, right? Like wines named Bitch or Slut? The names you listed are brilliant but will actually be picked up by some of today's hip advertisers.

So if Papa Ratzi insists on something like Divine or Heaven, just let him. The historical irony will be even more pronounced that way.

Musto
Musto

We have a winner, folks.

One of my Facebook friends came up with it.

Heaven Scent

Movielover
Movielover

Love it, Mickey.  I also wish Dolan, our own Old Poop, would market a scent - maybe, Rancid Jello (named for his face). 

latenitebump
latenitebump

ew de jew! (after all he is a nazi).gas chamber!last supper!no words just a symbol of a swastika on the bottle. all it needs.

Wiesel
Wiesel

Cardinal Sin

Pope on a Rope

Musto
Musto

From Facebook:

My Sin

Holy Water

Smells Like Teen Spirit

Musto
Musto

PS; Thanks to datalounge for the tip.

Eryops
Eryops

Young Butt Crack

Musto
Musto

Another friend's choice:

Heil, Mary

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