The Pope Has Commissioned A Scent!

Categories: Advice

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His own personal holy fragrance, which fuses lime tree, verbena, and grass.

So what should it be called?

I have some ideas:

Eau de Nazi

Hitler Youth

Pedophile the Fragrance

Secrets and Lies

Divine Hypocrisy

Hail, Mary

On Your Knees

Gomorrah

Holy Shit

Or maybe just: I Dress Like a Drag Queen but I Hate Gays



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