Whitney Accidentally Drowned

Categories: Whitney Houston

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The toxicology report says that Whitney Houston drowned in the tub, though heart disease and cocaine use were factors as well.

I had originally said that she probably drowned, and people weighed in with, "That couldn't have happened! When you go underwater, you wake up!"

Yeah, unless you're experiencing the other risk factors that Whitney was prey to.

I.e., unless you're out like a light.

Anyway, it doesn't feel good to continually be right about things so macabre.

And the first person who chimes in that she was a shlock singer blah blah blah will deserve a much worse fate than anyone I've ever written about.



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