You Can Buy The Woolworth Mansion

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You know, that stunning, seven-level structure off Fifth Avenue with approximately 14-foot ceilings, an elevator, central air conditioning, and a "majestic stair."

It's been fully renovated in classic pre-war style, according to this listing on BrownHarrisStevens.com.

And best of all is the price, which is practically a steal, kids!

This little palace is only going for 90 million dollars!

And I bet you can talk them down to $89,999,999!

Come on, start bidding.

We can share this as our uptown place, when we're not in Gramercy or in St. Moritz.


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6 comments
VonD
VonD

I don't even know if Brooke Astor could have afforded this!

MattB
MattB

As comedian Bob Newhart said upon entering Johnny Carson's multi-million dollar Malibu home, "Where's the gift shop?"

Savannah Montgomery
Savannah Montgomery

Yeah, you pay the 90 mil...but then the "hidden" rentboy charges keep piling up ...and you have to buy them a "business" to keep 'em legit..."La publicité...LA PUBLICITÉ!!"

Jehosefat
Jehosefat

I just put in  my big--5 cents. Hope I win!

Memo
Memo

Sorry, I'm in St. Moritz all year.

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