Adam Sandler Turd Sweeps The Razzie Awards

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It's beyond The Artist.

The Adam Sandler starrer Jack and Jill -- in which he played both a guy and his annoying twin sister -- has won every single category in the Razzie race, designed to honor the year's rottenest non-achievements du cinema.

It's bagged all 10 awards, topping the eight once nabbed by the crashing Lindsay Lohan vehicle I Know Who Killed My Career, I mean I Know Who Killed Me.

It won:

Picture, Actor, Actress, Supporting Actor (Al Pacino), Supporting Actress (David Spade), Ensemble, Director (Dennis Dugan, who also was honored for Just Go With It), Screenplay, Screen Couple, and Prequel, Remake, Rip-off, or Sequel.

But let's be fair.

Sandler and Spade are men, so they shouldn't be eligible for Actress.

The director did two stinkers, so it's only half an award for Jack and Jill.

And though the Razzies consider the movie to be a rip-off of Glen or Glenda, that sounds like as much of a stretch as an angora sweater on Adam Sandler.

But I don't want to rain on this shit parade.

Congrats to Jack & Jill for being so across-the-board awful!



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10 comments
Southern Dave
Southern Dave

Actually, a remake of "Glen or Glenda" with Sandler ain't a bad idea.

Although I guess Johnny Depp got there first in "Ed Wood," or "Look Back in Angora."

Pa-dump! 

Libi
Libi

But also to be fair., it basically won 3 awards for Screen Couple since they tied Adam and Adam with Adam and Pacino with Adam and the dread Katie Holmes.

Ynnocence
Ynnocence

Glen or Glenda was of a certain awfulness that came laden with Ed Wood's supreme conviction in his right to cross-dress. For many people (including moi) it acquired a level of sublimity that George Lucas or James Cameron could only wish for. Not kidding, folks. You'll laugh at it, but you'll cheer for it at the end - which is how it should be with us in real life, no? When "Turkey" fans celebrate Wood's Plan 9, I tell them they're admiring the wrong movie. Glen or Glenda's THE Citizen Kane for us sick twisted souls.

anonTWO
anonTWO

Every Adam Sandler film I have seen ( on TV, aint paying a dime to see that rubbish ion theater) is awful.Can't understand how this guy can make films or who pays money to see his films.Anger Management with Jack Nicholson plays on regular TV these days and it is such a bloated piece of shit I can't believe the people who rave about that movie.

Cinephile
Cinephile

Adam Sandler actually has great potential. He was amazing in Punch Drunk Love. it's a shame he gets stuck in crappy vehicles like this.

Mariquette
Mariquette

How could this beat Abduction with Taylor Lautner? I demand a recount.

Fudgie
Fudgie

And now Charlie Sheen will star in the TV version. Blech.

Guest
Guest

"Stuck"?  No one's putting a gun to his head.

Cinephile
Cinephile

Well, even a big star doesn't necessarily get offered the kinds of things they'd like.

corrective_unconscious
corrective_unconscious

He has made about as much money as Mel Gibson has. He can do good projects whenever he wants, even if he has to produce and finance them - like Bill Murray does good projects - except he can't. The Razzies are more than justified.

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