Angelina's Engagement Ring Has Been Knocked Off Already!

Categories: Angelina Jolie

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And you can get it for only $1,195!

That's practically Cracker Jack pricing.

And it's fancy, girl. It's a rock crystal and sterling silver beauty described thusly:

"A distinctive emerald-cut center gem and sparkling emerald-cut side stones combine to create this beautiful statement piece.

"This is the version that will be featured on the Gemvara site but like all of their designs, shoppers will have the ability to make it their own by changing the metal and gemstones."

But once you've personalized and purchased the ring, that's not the end of your beauty regimen.

Not at all!

You must stick it out with pride while also remembering to jut out your right leg, Angelina style.

That's a lot of skinny, protruding limbs and appendages to worry about, but excuse me--without annoyance and embarrassment, you'll never look like a real star.


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6 comments
Christina Via
Christina Via

hhahaahah I'm working out my legs now as I'm waiting for it to come in the mail!! :) xo

Allen Firth
Allen Firth

At first glance, I thought it was some gawdy cockring,  (Time for an eye exam, I'm afraid.)

latenitebump
latenitebump

it looks beautiful but when you go to their website and to the question:where are your gems from? they are very vague.

after the scandal with supermodel naomi campbell i´m very vary about purchasing gems not knowing the origin (especially, if mia farrow is around). i want to be sure, as an american, i´m not purchasing conflict gems and sponsoring terrorism. i would hate to face trial on the world court.

Raposo
Raposo

For under $1200 it must be really cheap shit.

Boilermaker
Boilermaker

I'm gonna buy, like, 5 of them and give to all my bulimic movie star friends!

Savannah Montgomery
Savannah Montgomery

 For shame, latenite, we coin-a-sures can spot genuine "crystalleene" at thirty paces.

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