Ann Romney: Our Dog LOVED Being Strapped To The Car Top!

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A much better way to transport a dog.
Oh, yes.

Seamus simply adored being crammed into a crate and strapped to the roof of the vehicle, much like granny's corpse in National Lampoon's Vacation.

Says Ann: "He would see that crate and, you know, he would, like go crazy because he was going with us on vacation."

Fabulous!

In fact, the only living creature to get more excited about something is Alicia Silverstone's son, Bear, who absolutely worships running toward her mouth and sucking some mashed vegetables out of it, according to Alicia.

Of course, one time, the dog got sick and crapped all over himself and the windshield.

But that was simply because he'd eaten some turkey off of the counter, Ann says. And Mitt promptly hosed down everything and put the dog right back on the roof, so all was fine.

Can someone hose me down if these people ever get anywhere near the top of our governmental hierarchy?

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Movielover
Movielover

These assholes give Mormons a bad name!

dsmith
dsmith

Big Rom', his menstruating wife and four farting  teenage sons stuffed in a wagon for a long, long ride. The smell must have been unmerciful. The dog was better off on the roof.

Rogie
Rogie

She's just rhyming along to her husband's cluelessness. I kid ya not: dog = poor; crate = safety net; car = economy; Romneys = not worried, as they believe we all should be.

Southern Dave
Southern Dave

Anyone who takes seriously ANYTHING this astonishingly clueless couple says should check into Bellevue.

These people reside on the ex-Planet Pluto, which  (little-known fact) they now own.

Disney's Pluto would have turned pit bull on  them.

And considering all the doggy devotees out there, Midgie is right: this could jeopardize Mitt's electability.

David Letterman should continue to run his clip of Romney driving and the dog sliding down the driver-side window, begging to be let in.

Steven Bourgeois
Steven Bourgeois

You can't believe what they say because THEY don't even believe it.  They're only trying to cover their derriere.

Mavro Arni
Mavro Arni

Maybe her $500 an hour dog whisperer, or psychic, or what-the-f-ever told her this. Next we'll hear about how much more informed and worldly they are compared with G.H.W. Bush because their housekeeper came back from shopping for the dinner party and explained to them the marvel that is the checkout scanner. Utterly, utterly clueless.

Emma1
Emma1

Ann Romney - moronGuess she can read a dogs mind and thoughts.Can she also read people minds. If she can then she'll know shewon't be in the White House.Do you really want people like this in charge?

latenitebump
latenitebump

maybe, they should put her in a crate and strap her to the roof-roof and sees how she likes it.

Midgie
Midgie

It would be great if the Romneys lose the election because they sued to put their dog on the car roof! Works for me.

Movielover
Movielover

They will lose because they are freaks and even the dumb-dumb public isn't fooled by them.  I'm glad such goofy assholes are running against Obama.  O will win for sure with such ridiculous competition. 

Parvenu
Parvenu

I'm with PETA on this one. This was bad treatment of an animal.

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