Brangelina Is Engaged! Why?

Categories: Angelina Jolie

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It's for real, people.

But they said they were going to wait till gay marriage was approved everywhere.

Couldn't they have just waited 140 years???

Was Brad so aroused by Angelina's jutting leg at the Oscars that he felt he had to nail it down for life?

Don't these two realize that the couples that usually work in Hollywood are the ones that don't make it official? The casualness of the couplings makes them tick, especially since the trust is intrinsic, not etched in stone (or stones).

The second they get married, that skinny little leg will surely start prancing elsewhere.

And that will be tragique!

I need Brangelina for life! And now they're going to headed to divorce court like every other married Hollywood twosome in history, starting with Martin and Lewis!


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13 comments
F. Packer
F. Packer

Thanks for the Wayland Flowers reference; that is some Old School shit!

MSpeer
MSpeer

LOL Yes, but I loved the reference. Loved her and Wayland. We could really use them now! 

scallywag
scallywag

Kids, this is a winner. Brad and Pitt become immortalized. Tabloid mags come in for the ride. Sudden secret rumors eventually emerge. Studio heads release more blockbusters. Kim Kardashian invited to advise couple on a possible reality show off their wedding. Sudden shock revelations of infidelity (could you imagine?) You and me biting our finger nails off. Surprise reconciliation. Angie walking down the aisle, Brad winking at Kim Kardashian, paparazzi punching each other in the face to get the best shot....Jennifer Aniston weeping behind the cloisters,,,,,yep I can't wait for it all to begin.....

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latenitebump
latenitebump

probably, for legal reasons. the children perhaps.

Jeffg166
Jeffg166

Wayland Flowers - Madame:  "My fiancé, that's the guy I'm currently fucking."

mae swazey
mae swazey

I guess I'm being wildly inappropriate but I have nothing but best wishes for the couple's marriage.  What is wrong with all you people?

Minx
Minx

Well, they promised they wouldn't get hitched until gay marriage was approved everywhere. We saw that as a valuable political tool. And now they're just flushing that, as just another empty promise. I feel used.

Allen Firth
Allen Firth

Remind me again just what she is famous for?

Patchouli
Patchouli

Um, winning an Oscar, for one thing.

jqx5
jqx5

Doesn't count!  Name the film!  Quick!  10 seconds!   Aw, bzzzzzzz.  Too late.

Patchouli
Patchouli

Martin & Lewis had much hotter sex than these two.

Barbwire
Barbwire

Agreed! They should have kept it as is.

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