Brangelina Is Engaged! Why?
But they said they were going to wait till gay marriage was approved everywhere.
Couldn't they have just waited 140 years???
Was Brad so aroused by Angelina's jutting leg at the Oscars that he felt he had to nail it down for life?
Don't these two realize that the couples that usually work in Hollywood are the ones that don't make it official? The casualness of the couplings makes them tick, especially since the trust is intrinsic, not etched in stone (or stones).
The second they get married, that skinny little leg will surely start prancing elsewhere.
And that will be tragique!
I need Brangelina for life! And now they're going to headed to divorce court like every other married Hollywood twosome in history, starting with Martin and Lewis!