Kanye and Kim Kardashian Are a Real Couple! I Have Proof!

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When I heard that Kanye and Kim Kardashian were dating, I was certain that the world's two biggest press grubbers had concocted this alleged relationship in the bowels of hell to reignite some interest in them camera-hogging careers.

But a friend of mine just ran into them in the gym of his Chelsea high-rise, and it's for real.

I mean, they were both there--she on the treadmill, he shooting hoops--and it wasn't being filmed!

They seemed to actually be a couple (even if they weren't hand in hand) who went to the gym AS a couple because they apparently, sort of, maybe, actually ARE a couple.

Can you imagine anything so wild and outrageous?

Unless a teeny tiny camera was hidden somewhere between her legs.

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18 comments
corrective_unconscious
corrective_unconscious

The untenable talent imbalance will kill this couple in short order, if it even is a real couple to being with.

anonTWO
anonTWO

this coupling makes a lot more sense than Kris Humphries and Kim K.Sidenotes, the girl is ruining her looks with the constant face tweaking.Kanye is a good looking guy but his obnoxious personality kills it.

Allen Firth
Allen Firth

Couples whose initials end up being K K K should not be allowed to date or procreate.

Lexie and Todd
Lexie and Todd

not sure why there is so much hate for kanye...i have a few ideas, but i like to think that ny'ers, especially appreciate an eccentric, hard working, talented, sometimes controversial, and passionate artist just a little bit.  however...oh never mind.

he is one "famous person" that doesn't need any additional press. 

latenitebump
latenitebump

good for them. it´s not like these 2 stars need the cash. (or the pr).maybe, they´re working on an album together. if paris can do it; so can kim.good luck to them both.

Southern Dave
Southern Dave

Pussy-cam!

That's just the way that skank rolls.

At least two of the Gabor sisters could act! Eva for real --she appeared with Noel Coward and in TV's surreal sitcom "Green Acres." And Zsa Zsa after a fashion, playing Jane Avril in "Moulin Rouge."

voxpop
voxpop

with everything else thats been between her legs hard to see if a camera would fit.

Magpie
Magpie

If 2 celebs ever deserved each other it's these two. Let them be. It'll keep them out of other people's lives.

Bwaybill
Bwaybill

Talent imbalance? I'd say they're about equal.

latenitebump
latenitebump

 interesting how you would notice something like that! ever how ridiculous.

Parvenu
Parvenu

He doesn't need it but he's always pushing himself into unwanting cameras (ie, his Taylor Swift debacle). That and his general bad attitude about awards and ego have not endeared him.

Guest
Guest

I read that too quickly and thought it said Noel Coward was in Green Acres. I got very excited for a second.

DeliveryMan
DeliveryMan

I'd Fucked Kardashian. She's hot in a flashy bling bling way.

Guest
Guest

Believe me, there's room.

Diesel
Diesel

Yeah! Kris Kristofferson shouldn't marry Kim Cattral.

Rob in Philly
Rob in Philly

Kris Kringel couldn't marry her either.  : (  

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