The Last Half Hour of Cabin in the Woods Was...

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Perhaps the grossest thing I've seen since Sarah Palin's candidacy.

The horror thriller's final 30 minutes are packed with blood, guts, mucus, noise, banging, screaming, flying objects, and more blood.

Some might take this as a warning, but the vast majority of filmgoers will probably see it as a gushy recommendation, and that's fine with me.

I'm not complaining. I'm simply telling you that it is a nonstop ferocious assault that most likely won't appeal to the Woody Allen crowd, except maybe for some of his ex-girlfriends and Soon-Yi.

And then comes a celebrity cameo, which we we were told not to reveal, though that was a while ago, so let me just say it was . . .

Oh, who cares?

As I said, the last 30 minutes are a vicious, nasty, hateful, preposterous, body-fluid-drenched avalanche of excessive grossness and gross excessiveness.

And that was just in the lobby!

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Allen Firth
Allen Firth

Okay, since I won't be seeing the show, go ahead, tell me who the cameo was.  Maybe it was Calvin Klein's boyfriend?  (He seems to be everywhere these days!)

Marquesa
Marquesa

I saw it and it's someone from Aliens. That's all I'll say.

anonymouse
anonymouse

It was funny and smart (of its kind). Looking forward to seeing it again especially for the last part, so I can catch the details I missed. And yes, I love Woody Allen movies too.

Melinda9
Melinda9

I thought it was okay - guess it's some kind of commentary on slasher films and their conventions - still haven't decided if it was worth making a commentary on slasher films and their conventions. I laughed when the elevators open and all the creatures come out and turn the soldiers into bloody pulp.

Wings
Wings

Saw it. Meh.

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