A New Word For The Lexicon: "Travolted"

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A dear friend of mine, Brian Belovitch, has sardonically coined a brand new word to add to our vocabularies:


travolted: the act of being aggressively caressed and grabbed between your legs during a private massage.


Sample uses:

"Girl, that guy travolted me so bad I had to finally leave the room after an hour or two."

"There was so much travoltage in that queen, he was lit up like a lightbulb--and his hands wouldn't quit!"

"He kept grabbing me. It was travolting!"


Kidding, kidding.

Let's stick to the same old word: letched.


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Movielover
Movielover

I guess there's still some travolta in the old gal after all.

latenitebump
latenitebump

girl, you look like you can use a travolta!

Mark
Mark

I've been hearing rumors that Travolta is being fair gamed by the CoS and his "wife" Coo-Coo Kelly (google up 'dead agenting in Scientology' and 'fair gaming in Scientology') because he's ready to quit the cult.

Melinda9
Melinda9

lol The little people should just be honored that JTravolta chose them to perform the happy ending, right? He flies his own jet! Supposedly he's a lousy tipper - maybe he should've tipped more considering the extra service.Why is this all happening now though? It seems like something's up. Like maybe he was trying to escape from Scientology and they got all these guys to come forward as punishment.  

Kelvin
Kelvin

I'm sorry, but this whole big story about what John Travolta supposedly did really doesn't upset me, except for his sake. I hated him in the Fever/Grease era, but really have loved him from Pulp Fiction going forward. He's an immense talent. Plus he's gay. Plus he flies his own freakin' Boeing 707. If someone is lucky enough to be servicing him in some way and can't roll with the punches, f*ck 'em. They should count their blessings, instead of trying to count their dollars. Michael Musto should dream of being as interesting as John Travolta.

HJ Antoine, Jr
HJ Antoine, Jr

Yes, when being raped, lie back and enjoy it. I hope you meant your comment as humor, but it still isn't funny.

Movielover
Movielover

An aggressive come on is not exactly rape.  It sounds like the boys who wanted to opt out could.  I'd love a hot session with Mr. Travolta.  He is (was?) a quintessential "guido" hot man type, and I hope a lot of people don't scream "racist" or some other stupid shit for the description "guido."  Maybe it should be a capital G? 

The Gay CPA
The Gay CPA

Scientology is nothing more, or less, than the Mormonism of the twentieth century.

Movielover
Movielover

In many ways, it's just some other goofy "religion" or cult, no stupider than the major few that everyone seems to like.  But don't they think ancient aliens are involved?  Maybe the bible thumpers do too, but they don't know enough to id it that way.

ISAAC IBN TABUL
ISAAC IBN TABUL

My dear good man you have that right! If we gays had a vote on this, would Scientology, Log Cabin Republicans, or Mormonism be the worst of the three? I'de say that all three are from the under-belly of our society! Thier totaly incapable of admitting or lacking an ability of truthful sustainment real thought.They not only delude them selvese with false beliefs an opinions. They try to force thier misguide delusiveness on other that do not agree with thier fear,hate, antisemitic,and just trivial tendencies of pettineness, and let us not forget thier homophobia and racism! Fear and hate are thier weapons of divide and disadvantagement on the weak.

Nycman165
Nycman165

 Incoherent

PeterF
PeterF

True, but I like "misguide delusiveness." It reads like it SHOULD mean something.

Monsieurpatric
Monsieurpatric

Gore Vidal's whimsical follow-up to Myra Breckinridge was Myron.  As an exercise in bemusement, Mr. Vidal employed U.S. Supreme Court surnames in place of gutter terms to fine efect - thus the dangling Rehnquist.

Savannah Montgomery
Savannah Montgomery

"Watch out for that queen...she'll travolt ya as soon as you pick up your martini"

[I actually uttered those words (grope instead of travolt) at the Monster..and it was true]

Blumburg
Blumburg

"This old troll travolted me so intensely I romneyed all over the massage table, and it looked like a huge brown pool of santorum." --- Whore Vidal, The City and the Pillow

Jonster
Jonster

Like it.  Rhymes with Revolted.

Grammartroll
Grammartroll

Thank you for giving me a new word! I will use it often.

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