Andy Dick Tells Me: "I'd Be Dead Now If I'd Accepted That Part"
In a Q&A in my riveting new column, Andy Dick is as open as the giant bottle of booze that he's not reaching for.
Andy told me he's been sober for a while and misses the stuff like crazy, but he's realized you can get laid without it.
He also talks about:
*The movie role that Will Ferrell got to do instead of him, thereby becoming a film star--though Andy is philosophical about the whole thing, feeling it saved his life.
*The time he stalked Crispin Glover, one of his inscrutable idols, who fully remembered the stalking when they recently worked together.
*Whether he sleeps with male costars or groupies
*And he compares himself to Charlie Sheen, saying, "I'm like a cat. I've had more than nine lives and I always land on my feet."
You will go crazy for this amazing interview.
By the way, I only ran one of his mug shots (above) because he looks so handsome in it.