Nicole Kidman Pees On Zac Efron!
In Moulin Rouge, Nicole Kidman famously said "oui-oui!" but nowadays she's cooing "Wee-wee!"
The Oscar winner appears in Lee Daniels' The Paperboy, a hothouse, grindhouse, hyperactive period piece which just got a mixed review at Cannes.
It's apparently full of all kinds of outrageous behavior, and in fact there's even a scene where Nicole relieves himself on Zac Efron!
Please! He wasn't that bad in The Lucky One!
Nicole also emits the immortal line, "If anyone's gonna pee on him, it's gonna be me."
And I guess that's where the paperboy should have laid some papers out on the floor to avoid the trickle down effect.
The extra deliciousness here, as it were, is that Nicole was once rumored to drink urine and eat human placenta in order to look younger.
I'm glad she spreads the lovin' around.