Nicole Kidman Pees On Zac Efron!

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In Moulin Rouge, Nicole Kidman famously said "oui-oui!" but nowadays she's cooing "Wee-wee!"

The Oscar winner appears in Lee Daniels' The Paperboy, a hothouse, grindhouse, hyperactive period piece which just got a mixed review at Cannes.

It's apparently full of all kinds of outrageous behavior, and in fact there's even a scene where Nicole relieves himself on Zac Efron!

Please! He wasn't that bad in The Lucky One!

Nicole also emits the immortal line, "If anyone's gonna pee on him, it's gonna be me."

And I guess that's where the paperboy should have laid some papers out on the floor to avoid the trickle down effect.

The extra deliciousness here, as it were, is that Nicole was once rumored to drink urine and eat human placenta in order to look younger.

I'm glad she spreads the lovin' around.


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11 comments
Rogie
Rogie

She looks scary, but I'm for it - the look and the pissing. It would be impossible for her to return to her old sensitive-misunderstood-serious actress expression, what with all the facework (I know, it means something else, but we know what we're referring to so there). Hope she'll be able to make a comeback as the psycho-Barbie of Hollywood, now that Faye Dunaway's too old for it and Angelina Jolie's too domesticated.

STJames
STJames

I saw a young Nicole when she was in her pre Batman era. She was hotness to the touch. She was one of those post glory Odeon prime chicks that went there. Kidman had that snow queen  look that didn't fuck the clients. She ended up with Tom Cruise now she's a has been actress. She was a site to see back then.

J S
J S

Talk about your career going down the toilet.

VonD
VonD

Is that the Pissed Nicole or a Wigged-out Zac Efron in the photo?

Jonster
Jonster

"Nicole Kidman Pees On Zac Efron!"

Best Headline of the Week.

Roi
Roi

Nicole should have shat on tom cruise.

Musto
Musto

And yes, the link is to a site called lemonwade.

Clint
Clint

I would have loved to anal fucked a young beautiful Nicole Kidman. Has anyone had the pleasure with Nicole. Do tell

TylerK
TylerK

Yeah Nicole Kidman was a sight to see. Would have like to take her to bed before she got all Hollywood and famous

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