Piranha 3DD Coming To Get You!
At a woebegone water theme park, the lifeguards have been replaced with strippers, and the piranhas are out in full force in this comedy thriller that pits fish against foul.
Things reach a fever pitch when David Hasselhoff, of all people, comes around to save the day bare chested and in slow motion.
And if there's anything left to chew--like scenery--it looks like Christopher Lloyd is game, with help from fellow old-timers Gary Busey and Ving Rhames plus lots of half-naked hussies.
Piranha 3DD--the first film in the esteemed Piranha series to be filmed entirely in 3D--opens on June 1.
Or will you just wait till they swim downstream to DVD?