Film

Piranha 3DD Coming To Get You!

By Michael Musto Tue., May 15 2012 at 1:30 PM
Categories: Film

At a woebegone water theme park, the lifeguards have been replaced with strippers, and the piranhas are out in full force in this comedy thriller that pits fish against foul.

Things reach a fever pitch when David Hasselhoff, of all people, comes around to save the day bare chested and in slow motion.

And if there's anything left to chew--like scenery--it looks like Christopher Lloyd is game, with help from fellow old-timers Gary Busey and Ving Rhames plus lots of half-naked hussies.

Piranha 3DD--the first film in the esteemed Piranha series to be filmed entirely in 3D--opens on June 1.

Or will you just wait till they swim downstream to DVD?

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CMG
CMG

There is no pretense with this movie.  It knows it is trash and is selling itself as trash.  The first one was great fun.  I will definitely see this.  

nostradavid
nostradavid

I hear an echo of The Fugs from 1965 ...Do you like boobs a lot?(Yes, I like boobs a lot.)Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.(You gotta like boobs a lot.)Really like boobs a lot.(You gotta like boobs a lot.)Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

freddiemessina
freddiemessina

I actually saw this on cable late one night. Campiest movie ever!!! It's like a parody movie. But it's not.

Beans
Beans

This one isn't out yet. There were 2 Piranhas before this and they weren't spoofs but this one is a spoof. Sort of like Scary Movie.

Winston
Winston

How did this pile of manure even get a 5.3 rating on imdb?

Ickabod
Ickabod

THIS LOOKS GODAWFUL!!!!!

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