The Best Lines In Marvel's The Avengers
The blockbuster superhero flick Marvel's The Avengers is already becoming best known for its effects, battles, and fierce uniforms and accessories--and it doesn't even open here till tomorrow.
Chris Evans as Captain America and Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark/Iron Man
But what about the dialogue?
Yeah, it's not exactly Billy Wilder, but still there are some good verbal exchanges in there along with the 3-D wizardry.
Just so this is not forgotten, I thought I'd put on my superhero critic's costume and tell you some of the better lines:
(Spoiler alert! Spoiler alert!)
Thor: "You don't know who you're dealing with."
Stark/Iron Man: "Shakespeare in the Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?"
Stark/Iron Man: "Apparently I'm volatile, self-obsessed, and don't play well with others."
Stark/Iron Man: "Phil? His first name is Agent!"
Stark/Iron Man to Captain America: "You're a laboratory experiment. Everything special about you came from a bottle."
Stark/Iron Man to Bruce Banner/the Hulk: "What's your secret? Mellow jazz, bongo drums, and a huge bong of weed?"
And what the hell, let me include one that Downey Jr. doesn't say:
Bruce Banner/the Hulk: "We're not a team. We're a time bomb!"