The Best Lines In Marvel's The Avengers

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Chris Evans as Captain America and Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark/Iron Man
The blockbuster superhero flick Marvel's The Avengers is already becoming best known for its effects, battles, and fierce uniforms and accessories--and it doesn't even open here till tomorrow.

But what about the dialogue?

Yeah, it's not exactly Billy Wilder, but still there are some good verbal exchanges in there along with the 3-D wizardry.

Just so this is not forgotten, I thought I'd put on my superhero critic's costume and tell you some of the better lines:

(Spoiler alert! Spoiler alert!)


Thor: "You don't know who you're dealing with."

Stark/Iron Man: "Shakespeare in the Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?"


Stark/Iron Man: "Apparently I'm volatile, self-obsessed, and don't play well with others."


Stark/Iron Man: "Phil? His first name is Agent!"


Stark/Iron Man to Captain America: "You're a laboratory experiment. Everything special about you came from a bottle."


Stark/Iron Man to Bruce Banner/the Hulk: "What's your secret? Mellow jazz, bongo drums, and a huge bong of weed?"


And what the hell, let me include one that Downey Jr. doesn't say:

Bruce Banner/the Hulk: "We're not a team. We're a time bomb!"


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20 comments
akabdul14
akabdul14

Loki: There is no stopping it, there is only war

Thor: So be it

akabdul14
akabdul14

Banner: In case you needed to kill me but you can't, i know i tried.. i got low,  i didn't see other End so i put a bullet in my mouth and the other guy spit it out

kayceelovesyhu21
kayceelovesyhu21

Captain America : Big man in a suit of armor take that off what are yhu

RD Jr.: Genius billionare playboy phylathropis

sjdvda
sjdvda

"Sir, please put down the spear."

Johnvkim
Johnvkim

Hulk's only line was PUNY GOD after the fight with Loki. Wish he said something back to Captain America's Hulk Smash. Don't get me wrong, the expression is priceless but I would entertain any of the following            Gladly / With Pleasure / Music to my ears / Friend and Foe / Certainly

aesteria
aesteria

Start [to Thor] "No hard feelings Point Break, you've got a mean swing."

Anonymous
Anonymous

Telling Loki "Hang on reindeer games"

fritzycarls
fritzycarls

You forgot when Iron Man calls Hawkeye Legolas!

Movie Jit
Movie Jit

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Aries Post
Aries Post

It's not a surprise that most of the clever lines come from RD Junior, he is the intelegent on e among them all Good articles on www.ariespost.com

Southern Dave
Southern Dave

Read somewhere where Downey was allowed to improvise and that some of his verbal riffs were left in.

Redondobeach
Redondobeach

For a mindless action movie, some of those lines aren't that bad.

Dabitch
Dabitch

Downey can make anything sound witty, even some of these lines.

Marquesa
Marquesa

Love the reference to Matthew McBongo!

kayceelovesyhu21
kayceelovesyhu21

@Anonymous He Says Make Yhur Move Reindeer Games And Then He Says Good Move

Anonymous
Anonymous

"Better clench up, Legolas."   Ha!

Yaya
Yaya

Gee, that's such an amazing line. Can't believe he left that out. (eye roll)

nope
nope

 hemsworth says downey never deviated from the script on this flick

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