Hilariously Bitchy Tweets From Female Comics

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I've scoured the twitter feeds to come up with today's most tart emissions from funny ladies with a delightful axe to grind:


Kathy Griffin, responding to someone who tweeted, "Get some class. Ur mouth is like a sewer.":

"Ahhh blow me. Love, KG"


Lisa Lampanelli: "Alternative band Ween calls it quits after 25 years. Weezer automatically inherits 17 new fans."


Joan Rivers: "Madonna launched her world tour in Tel Aviv and she looks great...for a woman only 10 years younger than the State of Israel."


Rosie O'Donnell added some much needed sincerity when she tweeted about Les Miserables movie: "I see Oscars all around."

Yes, she dreamed a dream.


But some levity was restored when Rosie--again, with sincerity--tweeted: "How many of u guys r currently not speaking to a sibling--for how long? Do u remember why?"

And Candace Gringrich Jones--the lesbian sister of you know who--retweeted that, adding " bwahahaha!"


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latenitebump
latenitebump

no wanda sykes? for shame. plus, she's out and proud; african-american lesbian and funny, too. been so for years!

Obama Ate Lassie
Obama Ate Lassie

kathy griffin is fuckin ugly, and stupid.

joan rivers is old and fuckin ugly, and stupid.

rosie is fat and fuckin ugly, and stupid.

neorealist
neorealist

Even if her stand up is a bit one note, Kathy Griffin looks pretty good for a middle aged gal---looks great in a bikini.  

Allen Firth
Allen Firth

If I were Candice Gingrich Jones, I'd drop the middle/maiden name ASAP.

Olfactory
Olfactory

OK, I now officially LOVE Candice Gingrich Jones!!

Quimsy
Quimsy

Joan making fun of someone for being old????

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