Green Lantern Is Gay! Here Are His Special Powers!
Yes, one more superhero has emerged as a super-queero.
The Green Lantern--most recently played by Ryan Reynolds (albeit as a womanizer)--is now an out gay media mogul who's fearless and honest and has as little use for the closet as he does for the color purple.
And I have some marvelous ideas as to what his special powers should be.
*The ability to turn lime green into seafoam green at will
*The ability to change the name of D.C. comics to A.C.-D.C. comics
*The ability to stop Avengers II, III, IV and so on from being produced, in the name of sanity and originality
*The ability to make me read a comic book for the first time since Archie & Veronica
*The ability to look really fierce.