Hey, Justin Bieber! Hey, Girlfriend!

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I know calling the new Justin Bieber fragrance Girlfriend is supposed to be the most hetero thing going, but first of all, the ads have him wearing a sparkly top right out of Loehmann's, while very attractively sporting his usual lipstick-lesbian glow.

And secondly, I happen to know for a fact that "Girlfriend!" is what gays say to each other when they run into each other on the streets of HK.

The guy is scrumptious and adorable--but could Justin be using his own product?

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8 comments
Allen Firth
Allen Firth

Maybe he's just used to being called that by his closest of friends!

Musto
Musto

The followup fragrance can be called Miss Thing.

Youngwinston
Youngwinston

When Justin goes into the kitchen, it automatically becomes hell's kitchen. He is the devil's spawn.

Jaques
Jaques

Boy, does he look uncomfortable! Girlfriend, lighten up!

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