Hey, Justin Bieber! Hey, Girlfriend!
I know calling the new Justin Bieber fragrance Girlfriend is supposed to be the most hetero thing going, but first of all, the ads have him wearing a sparkly top right out of Loehmann's, while very attractively sporting his usual lipstick-lesbian glow.
And secondly, I happen to know for a fact that "Girlfriend!" is what gays say to each other when they run into each other on the streets of HK.
The guy is scrumptious and adorable--but could Justin be using his own product?