I Answer My Twitter Followers! This Is Fun!

Categories: Musto on Musto

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One of the great things about twitter is that after you've googled and bing-ed yourself, it gives you one more venue to find mentions of your name.

As someone who believes there's no such thing as bad press, I was thrilled to click on "Interactions" just moments ago and find the following tweets that mentioned me:


"Spotted Michael Musto (@Bergdorf Goodman w/ 3 others)"

Yikes. I was actually alone. Do I look that fat?


"There's like 50 Michael Musto doppelgangers at this Jesus and Mary Chain show."

Well, 50 wannabes still can't take the place of the real thing--and sorry, I won't do anything with Jesus in the title.


"Second time seeing Michael Musto at a Bway show! What is this?"

Um, it's called my job.


"There's a delightful young woman in my bar right now that looks like the 24-year-old lesbian version of @mikeymusto"

Holy shit. Tell her to hurry up and get over to the Jesus and Mary Chain concert.


"I loved your reviews in Us magazine before it was Us Weekly."

Oh, my dear blessed lord. How f**ing old are you?????


"I have no say, but if they really wish 2 do a film about Liz Taylor, I'd rather have Michael Musto play her than that 2-bit loser Lohan!"

This one I actually answered: "I'm available!"


And this nasty one was the flip side of that coin:

"Why didn't @mikeymusto ever play Allen Ginsberg? He's the right level of ugly-as-fuck."

To which I seriously replied:

"Because they're looking for someone who rims his mother. Unfortunately you're not famous enough."



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9 comments
Natali
Natali

 "There's a delightful young woman in my bar right now that looks like the 24-year-old lesbian version of @mikeymusto" I didn't know people were tweeting about me. ;)

VonD
VonD

You betta read, girl! Love it, and yes, you as Elizabeth Taylor, from National Velvet through The Mirror Crack'd!

Musto
Musto

PS: Jane Fonda just tweeted me a thank you! This is turning out to be a very good day.

Allen Firth
Allen Firth

I smell Movie Rights!  Let the bidding begin!

Musto
Musto

PS: The Ginsberg guy retweeted my reply! About how he rims his mother but isn't famous enough for the part!

Savannah Montgomery
Savannah Montgomery

I'm kinda scared that the "Jesus and Mary Chain show" person knows the word doppelgangers.

Savannah Montgomery
Savannah Montgomery

"Second time seeing Michael Musto at a Bway show! What is this?" a highly unusual sighting...no wonder you tweeted...fish out of water!  Feel free to blog this event...."Me and Michael see a show together!"  it's truwe ppls!

Musto
Musto

Thanks. Today's really getting-it-off-my-chest day.

Fascha
Fascha

LOVE your answer to the Ginsberg guy.

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