Liza Marrying Tony Danza? Don't Count On It!

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A mock press release was posted claiming that Liza Minnelli is engaged to longtime friend Tony Danza, who lives in the same apartment complex.

They're gonna ring them bells!

Fortunately for all involved, it reads like a parody, so I think we can all relax and not plan on dodging lampshades any time soon.

Over at, here's what the kids have been satirically saying about this madness:

"I thought he was gay!"

"As if that would make it less probable rather than more."

"Does the guy not know that marrying Liza is the same as coming out?"

"I wonder if Danny Pintauro is sitting back somewhere and saying, 'I just KNEW it'."


I asked Liza's publicist, Scott Gorenstein, whether there's any truth behind all this mockery, and he replied:

"Hi Michael,

Isn't this weather incredible? I hope you're enjoying the weekend.

See you soon,


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Tony was such a wet dream inducing hunk in his day.  Still a hot man, but, you know...


Dear Tony Danza:  Before you jump the shark and marry Liza, please consider viewing Musto's column featuring Super Sexy William Levy Underwear Shots!

Southern Dave
Southern Dave

Liza, remember what Marlene Dietrich told you when you announced you were going to marry Peter Sellers: "Honey, screw him all you want, but don't get married! You have to sign papers, itcan turn into a big mess, it isn't worth it!"

Through all her many male and female lovers, Marlene married only once and she was married to that guy, Rudolf Sieber, until the day he died.

Shirly Hugo
Shirly Hugo

Damn!  I've been working with clay and brain damaged kids all day, wearing my boyfriend blazer all for a HOAX?  Well, I never!

Hello  Georgia!


Liza, stay single!!!!! Don't pout a ring on it!!


Thanks for the giggle of the day.