Robert Pattinson's New Movie Is Just Like Gay Porn!

Categories: Gaaaaayyyyyy

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In fact, even the title--Bel Ami--happens to be the name of a popular gay porn studio!

As you know!

And yet, there are differences.

In this thoughtful study, author Brian Moylan goes to great lengths to try to show the subtle distinctions between the new Pattinson flick and gay smut.

And in the end--as it were--it turns out there really ain't that much difference.

And the horrible thing about that is...I might now have to actually see this thing!


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8 comments
Guest
Guest

"Fly"???? Haven't heard that word in about 20 years.

Collettetaylor
Collettetaylor

I don't give a hoot what he is....or what he does...he's still fly as hell.

JS
JS

I'll take the Lukas Ridgeston version, please.  At least it will have a "happy ending".

JS
JS

You mean about the sucking part?

Ripped Mittens
Ripped Mittens

Will the extended version be called "Bel Ami:  Raw"?  I hear that is the direction they're going.

Billy
Billy

Will the director's edition be called "Bel Ami: Uncut"? Because that would sort of be redundant.

Tybalt
Tybalt

How dumb is Pattinson to try another movie without vampires in it?

Beans
Beans

It's like gay porn except that gay porn is hot.

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