Robert Pattinson's New Movie Is Just Like Gay Porn!

Categories: Gaaaaayyyyyy

In fact, even the title--Bel Ami--happens to be the name of a popular gay porn studio!

As you know!

And yet, there are differences.

In this thoughtful study, author Brian Moylan goes to great lengths to try to show the subtle distinctions between the new Pattinson flick and gay smut.

And in the end--as it were--it turns out there really ain't that much difference.

And the horrible thing about that is...I might now have to actually see this thing!

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