Women That I Find Really Sexy, I Swear

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Don't let this get out because it could ruin my career!

There are some women that I happen to find terribly sexy, even now in Gay Pride month.

But these dames needn't worry about me--I'll just admire them from afar, as well as in this glorious photo tribute.

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Nelly Furtado has always come off like a spicy little maneater. Seems like she'd be lots of fun in private.

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The eternally hot Pam Grier is on every list I have ever concocted. She's an Afro-dysiac for all seasons--and what a personality!

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Even when terrorizing poor Snow White, Charlize Theron is sex personified. Maybe even in Monster. Well, maybe not in Monster.

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One of the few reality stars I'd even touch, Countess LuAnn is a real housewife who's real sexy. And she's got money and down-to-the-gut class. Photo: David Shankbone/Wikipedia

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Promoter/provocateur Ladyfag. And it's not just the name. She poses like a true boss lady. Hurts so good.

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J. Lo is like a life-sized Bratz doll, sculpted into fleshy perfection, and that's sexy to the world--including me.

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Freida Pinto is an Indian beauty who'd be fun to smooch. And at times she comes off androgynous enough that I could fool myself into thinking....Nah, I'll stick with Tilda Swinton.

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Blake Lively is way more interesting than your everyday starlet. And she dates Ryan Reynolds. Isn't Green Lantern gay? Maybe she'd like me too. Photo: David Shankbone/Wikipedia

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Judi Dench is so eternally pretty--and talent is a giant turn-on, after all.

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And so is power!!!!


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latenitebump
latenitebump

u weren´t there prick; so don´t try it! what about vanetta mcgee, judy pace, or tamara dobson, suga? OR denise nicholas? pam wasn´t the only one back in the day!

Ick
Ick

Did latenitemoron not get that this is a list of people the author finds sexy. That there's no way you can argue with it or say it's wrong? Also, if you don't include people of color in something positive, latenitemoron goes ballistic. So which two choices does latenitemoron object to here?? The people of color!! Congrats, latenitemoron, you're a real beacon for the race issue, as usual.

Ulu
Ulu

Your face: Disgusting.

latenitebump
latenitebump

j-lo is tired! enough with the pam grier. your list. not impressive!

Musto
Musto

Well,I always loved that Patti LaBelle song, "I Got A New Pulchritude."

nostradavid
nostradavid

I think cultured gay intellectuals like yourself  have a greater appreciation of pulchritude than the average joe. 

nostradavid
nostradavid

Russ Meyer and Roger Ebert would have loved to had Pam in the cast for  Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens with Kitten. 

Jcrain
Jcrain

Funny, I love the write-ups for that reason. Low-brow rules! (And yes, I agree Hillary's low where Palin ain't, and that's wonderful!)

Wowsa
Wowsa

"Bore you to death"?? Let's hope so, cretin.

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