Women That I Find Really Sexy, I Swear

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Don't let this get out because it could ruin my career!

There are some women that I happen to find terribly sexy, even now in Gay Pride month.

But these dames needn't worry about me--I'll just admire them from afar, as well as in this glorious photo tribute.

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Nelly Furtado has always come off like a spicy little maneater. Seems like she'd be lots of fun in private.

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The eternally hot Pam Grier is on every list I have ever concocted. She's an Afro-dysiac for all seasons--and what a personality!

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Even when terrorizing poor Snow White, Charlize Theron is sex personified. Maybe even in Monster. Well, maybe not in Monster.

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One of the few reality stars I'd even touch, Countess LuAnn is a real housewife who's real sexy. And she's got money and down-to-the-gut class. Photo: David Shankbone/Wikipedia

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Promoter/provocateur Ladyfag. And it's not just the name. She poses like a true boss lady. Hurts so good.

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J. Lo is like a life-sized Bratz doll, sculpted into fleshy perfection, and that's sexy to the world--including me.

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Freida Pinto is an Indian beauty who'd be fun to smooch. And at times she comes off androgynous enough that I could fool myself into thinking....Nah, I'll stick with Tilda Swinton.

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Blake Lively is way more interesting than your everyday starlet. And she dates Ryan Reynolds. Isn't Green Lantern gay? Maybe she'd like me too. Photo: David Shankbone/Wikipedia

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Judi Dench is so eternally pretty--and talent is a giant turn-on, after all.

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And so is power!!!!



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