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Who Should Tom Cruise's Next Wife Be? Some Suggestions

By Michael Musto Fri., Jun. 29 2012 at 6:49 PM
Categories: Tom Cruise

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Just in case there are going to be a whole bunch of casting calls and auditions, the kids over at datalounge.com have some ideas of who should be hand-picked to play this, the most glamorous role since Scarlett O'Hara:


Rihanna

Nicki Minaj

Taylor Swift

Gabrielle Anwar

Chesea Handler

Demi Moore

JWoww

Abigail Breslin


Say what???

Maybe bachelorhood would be nice for a while.

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Dominiv
Dominiv

My top 10 list 10 Barney 9 Rob Thomas 8 Beck 7 Leno 6 Starr Jones 5 Oprah 4 Dennis Rodman 3 Shaq 2 The Easter Bunny And number one!!!!!!!!! CARROT TOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jack M
Jack M

John Travolta or Will Smith.

VonD
VonD

A MAN! A man, cause as Mike Diamond says on his YouTube video ("Things Rancid Gay Guys Say, No. 2"), "Everybody knows Tom Cruise loves the d*ck!"

Mark
Mark

Jeremy Renner

Drew
Drew

Anderson Cooper. :P

Topsyturvy8
Topsyturvy8

Dakota Fanning (she played his daughter in WAR OF THE WORLDS, so that wouldn't be TOO creepy).

Cruises future wife
Cruises future wife

what about the mets....or the yankees? or maybe just the bat boy? how about an all male asian sweat shop?

mjm
mjm

Julianne Hough is a Mormon, I think (and her bro Derek is tres gay so I hear and has allegedly slept w/ Seacrest even though he's been with Mark Ballas for ages)

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