Billy Ocean Comes Out! I Knew It!
When he used to swish around singing that hypnotically annoying song "Caribbean Queen," I just knew those loafers were lighter than the air between a reality star's ears!
And when he whinnied into his hit "Loverboy," I always felt the Gay Chorus should have been singing backup!
Caribbean Queen indeed.
It's about time that one came out!
Oh, wait a minute.
It's Frank Ocean who just came out as having had a gay relationship?
The American-born hip artist?
In all seriousness, congratulations to Frank Ocean. It's meaningful.