Cringe-Worthy Lyrics From Broadway Shows

Categories: Theater

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Here are some of the most crazy-making clunkers, as reported by the commenters on broadwayworld.com, who've seen everything:


"All these things you saw in your pajamas/
Are a long-range forecast for your farmers"

--Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat


"If you don't sit still
You'll have the face of Edith Sitwell"

--Aspects of Love


"There's one life and there's no return and no deposit
One life, so it's time to open up your closet"

--La Cage aux Folles


"To kill outside St. Paul's
Requires a lot of balls"

--Jekyll & Hyde


"Hey love eyes
You in those levis!
Your lipstick's wet and waiting for my smear
Hey love eyes
Come here!"

--Whoop-Up


"It's my night, Sammy, all mine, Sammy
And you can't give it your well-known whammy"

--Woman of the Year


"You're far too keen on where and how, but not so hot on why."

--Jesus singing to God in Jesus Christ Superstar


"Garlic! Garlic! The secret to staying yong
Garlic! Garlic! It's why we're so well-hung"

--Dance of The Vampires


Wait a minute. I actually sort of like that one! Is something wrong with me?



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